He loved the culture so much he changed his name to Kilometres.
...he will finally get his Masters of Puppets. 🤘
It was his first basket case
I’m graduating with my Masters in MIS (Management Information Systems) and am seeking suggestions for punny graduation cap mottos or sayings that I could use related to my MIS Degree. Thanks!!
He's now living the high life!
My dad turns to me and says, "Oops, Premature Ecapulation."
Pup and Furcumstance
I had to explain— it was my Senor year.
http://imgur.com/gallery/pm5eOfk
edit: I'M NOT A FATHER BTW
and gobbled up all the seniors. Afterward one zombie said to another, “How was the grad you ate?”
My family and I attended a dinner this evening with my sister's housemates and all of their families - the first time everyone was meeting. As we all browse the menu someone makes the comment that that they didn't like the duck at this restaurant and my father immediately had to chime in.
Dad: You're completely right, it's not all its quacked up to be.
Thanks Dad.
You could say it was a premature ecapulation.
Weird request but I wanted a pun for when I give my friend her graduation gift. I'm giving her a really nice handmade bookmark. Any help would be appreciated!
I sent my dad a picture with the caption "they gave me my stupid hat."
He replied "That's not a stupid hat, that's a smart hat. Stupid hats are cone shaped."
"In honor of this celebration, I'd like to quote the late 20th century philosopher A. Cooper:
School...is out... For summer.
School...is out... Forever.
Let's reflect on these words in our moments together today. Thank you."
You know what's special about the 16th? It is a day before the 17th
Me: Are you two coming to my graduation?
Dad: I don't know if Bono can make it...
I didn't even think he knew who U2 was...
Dad- "Knock, knock"
Me- "Who's there?"
Dad- "Reality!"
One of my friends was talking about how she needed glasses because she couldnt see, so she used to wear colored glasses and i replied "but you can already see color just fine".
Me and my family were sitting in a restaurant and were celebrating my graduation. Then a topic that I didn't really want to talk about came up and I said "let's not talk about that right now, please" to which my dad replied "yeah you are probably right about that... let's talk again in ten minutes"
Dad: I went to Walmart the other day.
Me: Oh yeah?
Dad: Yeah I bought two walls and left.
I was the only one at the table to get it.
Background: It was overcast that day and I'm an only child.
Mum: I hope the sun comes out today.
Dad: There is no son, only daughter.
Mum: ...
I was silently dying in the other room.
Dad: Something is wrong with that song.
Me: Lauren says it is from Rent.
Me: It's about AIDS she says.
Dad: They ought to return it.
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