Commencement Ceremony Puns

A list of puns related to "Commencement Ceremony"

A group of crows were receiving their PhDs at their college's commencement ceremony when the police showed up.

They were all arrested for third-degree murder.

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👤︎ u/BunzarTheFuzzy
📅︎ Sep 26 2019
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Got my SO's dad at commencement

After the commencement ceremony was over, we walk out and I say,

Me: "Man, it was getting toasty in there!"

SO's Dad: "What? That stadium was freezing! "

Me: "I thought it was hot! There must have been 500 degrees in there!"

I got headshakes from her sister and her mom, and a "Hey! I'm totally using that!" from her dad. I think I'm in!

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👤︎ u/PeterWins
📅︎ Jun 11 2015
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