My graduation pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bruic
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2019
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Graduation speaker: I see deez sign dat say, β€œDon’t be a litter bug.” Dat’s wat I say to you! Don’t be a litter bug! If you’re gonna be a bug,

...be a BIG bug!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlickHeadSinger
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2021
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My buddy Miles went on a Europe trip after his graduation.

He loved the culture so much he changed his name to Kilometres.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jay-ay
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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At this year's graduation cermony @ UCLA, James Hetfield will receive the Jim Henson memorial degree...

...he will finally get his Masters of Puppets. 🀘

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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To the class of 2020, con-graduations
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πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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At graduation the psychiatrist was given a wicker attache

It was his first basket case

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πŸ‘€︎ u/googonite
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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What would be a good whale pun for a graduation cake?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SaucyMoonbeams
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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Pun Help: need funny saying for graduation cap

I’m graduating with my Masters in MIS (Management Information Systems) and am seeking suggestions for punny graduation cap mottos or sayings that I could use related to my MIS Degree. Thanks!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/r00nic0rn
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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My friend moved to Nepal immediately after graduation to be a Sherpa.

He's now living the high life!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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At my sister's high school graduation, one kid threw his cap in the air too early.

My dad turns to me and says, "Oops, Premature Ecapulation."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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My MBA graduation cake
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SaucyMoonbeams
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2019
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What song is played at K9 class graduations?

Pup and Furcumstance

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Icarus_Le_Rogue
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2019
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My cap for graduation
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πŸ‘€︎ u/stefuhkneeyah
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2018
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My wife was surprised to see me wearing a sombrero in all my high school graduation photos.

I had to explainβ€” it was my Senor year.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2018
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Missed my school's graduation toast, so I made my own

http://imgur.com/gallery/pm5eOfk

edit: I'M NOT A FATHER BTW

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scuba_steve94
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2016
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A bunch of zombies attacked a graduation party...

and gobbled up all the seniors. Afterward one zombie said to another, β€œHow was the grad you ate?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/homevp
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2017
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Dad embarrasses family at a graduation dinner

My family and I attended a dinner this evening with my sister's housemates and all of their families - the first time everyone was meeting. As we all browse the menu someone makes the comment that that they didn't like the duck at this restaurant and my father immediately had to chime in.

Dad: You're completely right, it's not all its quacked up to be.

Thanks Dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/srgtslam
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2014
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A guy threw his graduation cap too early for the picture.

You could say it was a premature ecapulation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dadushka008
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2018
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Finance graduation cap puns/ideas!?!?!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/papercup1212
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2017
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I need a pun about graduation and/or bookmarks!

Weird request but I wanted a pun for when I give my friend her graduation gift. I'm giving her a really nice handmade bookmark. Any help would be appreciated!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maebella
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2015
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My dad's citation at my college graduation party.

"In honor of this celebration, I'd like to quote the late 20th century philosopher A. Cooper:

School...is out... For summer.

School...is out... Forever.

Let's reflect on these words in our moments together today. Thank you."

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2013
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My university gave me my graduation cap yesterday

I sent my dad a picture with the caption "they gave me my stupid hat."

He replied "That's not a stupid hat, that's a smart hat. Stupid hats are cone shaped."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/geekcheese
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2016
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My Graduation is on the 16th...

You know what's special about the 16th? It is a day before the 17th

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slick512
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2016
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Inviting parents to my graduation...

Me: Are you two coming to my graduation?

Dad: I don't know if Bono can make it...

I didn't even think he knew who U2 was...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pezz89
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2016
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On discussing my approaching college graduation...

Dad- "Knock, knock"

Me- "Who's there?"

Dad- "Reality!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rbart65
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2013
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Dadjoked a friend at a graduation ceremony.

One of my friends was talking about how she needed glasses because she couldnt see, so she used to wear colored glasses and i replied "but you can already see color just fine".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moelawn
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2015
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Yesterday after my graduation party

Me and my family were sitting in a restaurant and were celebrating my graduation. Then a topic that I didn't really want to talk about came up and I said "let's not talk about that right now, please" to which my dad replied "yeah you are probably right about that... let's talk again in ten minutes"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SchaTTi15
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2015
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Happened at my graduation dinner

Dad: I went to Walmart the other day.

Me: Oh yeah?

Dad: Yeah I bought two walls and left.

I was the only one at the table to get it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chefgantor
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2014
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Dadjoked on Graduation day.

Background: It was overcast that day and I'm an only child.

Mum: I hope the sun comes out today.

Dad: There is no son, only daughter.

Mum: ...

I was silently dying in the other room.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/torresfanatic
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2014
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The high school choir was singing badly during graduation last night

Dad: Something is wrong with that song.

Me: Lauren says it is from Rent.

Me: It's about AIDS she says.

Dad: They ought to return it.

http://i.imgur.com/7lsPNQZ.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tickthegreat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2014
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