A list of puns related to "Graduates"
He failed the main course.
Piece of cake :D
Then I can have a βHoosier Daddyβ bumper sticker.
Because it was set on 0 degrees.
Countdraculations.
What is 5m. tall, hairy and flies at 2,179 km/h?
A King Kongcorde.
What do witches use to know the hour?
A witch watch.
What do you call a chicken spirit?
A poultrygeist.
And one mine:
What do you call a house inhabited by a chicken spirit?
A hen-ted house.
It was Stalingrad.
Do they get degrees or radians?
He wasnβt the top of his class, but his grades here in the high Cβs...
A scholarship
The Aluminumati.
Because they always end up getting expelled.
A Semi-Professor
Major
Be a midhusband
By making sure you stay on track...
He was bent on success
Professor: This paper is comparing Windows Vista performance against Windows 7 in the wild, but it makes no attempt to control for hardware, so it's not an apples-to-apples comparison.
Me: For an apples-to-apples comparison they'd need to compare OSX and iOS, wouldn't they?
(Yes, I really said this)
The professor was discussing anatomy of the gastrointestinal tract, specifically the mouth/neck.
"The esophagus is about 10-11 inches long. If it were 12 we'd call it a foot."
Then he went off on a tangent about his friend in college who could stick a hot dog all the way down his throat. School is weird.
I recently got accepted into Virginia Tech's graduate program. For those who don't know, their mascot is the "Hokie". This past Sunday, Dad looks at me and states, "Well at least they have a really well known fight song." "Um...I'm not sure what it is, haven't heard it yet." He then proceeds to start singing the Hokie Pokie, and begins laughing hysterically, to the groan of the whole family.
Basically, I want to be a veteran aryan veterinarian.
Doctor.
Works best out loud..
"You know how at most schools student who reach certain GPA's are awarded either Magna cum Laude or Summa Cum Laude or something along those lines? What do the students who get 2.0's get?
Thank the Laude!"
Sir Passed.
He didn't finish the main course
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