Someone had to clean the toilets and keep the place clean.
I found out that Steve Jobs never graduated from college - I guess an Apple a day keeps the doctorate away!
It was a stirring tribute.
Degrees.
No, it never made it past the 11th grade.
It was Soda grading.
He had bought his protractor in school.
For her thesis, she did a Mobius strip tease.
What did the dog get when he graduated? A petdegree!
You're a Harry, Wizard.
She earned her MA degrees!
"Because it already graduated, stupid"
now she's my daughter in law
You may have graduated but i have many degrees!
Because there's over a thousand degrees.
Everybody around me heard that and groaned. The guy in front of me stared back like, "you've gotta be kidding me"
But nobody ever knew I was in the class
Doctor
He's an absolute unit
Congraduation.
It's a distinction without a difference
He’s so bright, his father calls him Son.
Doctor
His career really blew up!
My 11yo son just attended his first debating class yesterday. At one point, the teacher asked for volunteers to be chair. After the volunteer gets up my son raises his hand, points back to the chair the volunteer got up from and says: I think he may be better qualified than you.
Dead silence.
I'm so proud.
Congraduations to me.
My brother graduated about 4 or 5 years ago now. When he did he phoned my mum to give her the verdict on his grades. I was asleep at the time and she yelled up the stairs to me to tell me the good news.
> Mum: hey! Tom's graduated with a 2:2!
> Me (half asleep): When did he take up ballet?
It took me a while to figure out why my mum was laughing so hard.
