Graduated cylinder Puns

A list of puns related to "Graduated cylinder"

What unit does a graduated cylinder measure in?

Degrees.

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👤︎ u/magicoddeffect
📅︎ Mar 30 2020
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Hey, do we own a graduated cylinder?

No, it never made it past the 11th grade.

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👤︎ u/thepassionofthechris
📅︎ Feb 07 2020
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My science teacher goes, " A graduated cylinder is much smarter than you, why?"

"Because it already graduated, stupid"

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👤︎ u/bigDissapointment12
📅︎ Sep 10 2019
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What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?

You may have graduated but i have many degrees!

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👤︎ u/scaryAstronaut
📅︎ Feb 10 2019
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Graduated cylinder ipfs.pics/QmfLkN6CzuXHduP…
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👤︎ u/dachewie
📅︎ Oct 13 2015
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Dr. Pepper has a degree. So Dr. Pepper is a graduated cylinder.
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👤︎ u/Potchi79
📅︎ Aug 28 2016
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Whenever I have a doubt or confusion about something....

I ask my cylinder. He is a graduate, and speaks volumes.

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👤︎ u/Esmeralda_i
📅︎ May 01 2021
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What do you call scientific equipment that went to college?

A graduated cylinder

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👤︎ u/NanHacKer
📅︎ Aug 28 2020
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Did you hear about the soup can that passed 12th grade?

Now he’s a graduated cylinder

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👤︎ u/PotatSalaed
📅︎ Oct 11 2018
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Pretty sure my physics professor is a dad.

Whenever we do an experiment using a graduated cylinder, he says "Okay, now go get a graduated cylinder - of course, it graduated summa cum laude..."

I laugh every time. Followed by a slight sigh.

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👤︎ u/Not_Stalin
📅︎ Mar 13 2014
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What's the difference between a scientific cylinder and a mathematic cylinder?

The scientific cylinder graduated

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👤︎ u/VoxelGamerHD
📅︎ Feb 07 2018
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