A list of puns related to "Ceremonies"
It was a 2nd-degree burn.
"Yes", he said, "I'm all-white".
Even the cake was in tiers
They were all arrested for third-degree murder.
I guess it's hard to put out a Greece fire.
... the reception was great.
I'm carrying a torch for her.
...because they cantaloupe.
Because they cantaloupe
Because they cantaloupe!
My husband and I were watching the parade of nations and Belize was entering the stadium. The population and number of athletes were displayed on the bottom and I said, "Wow, I didn't know Belize had such a small population. Not even half a million people."
My husband replied, "Yea, it's pretty unbeliezable."
...speak now or forever hold your pees.
11 yr old cousin: How long is your hand going to stay red?
Me: As long as I'm guilty!
She rolled her eyes at me knowing exactly what I meant because I've used the "caught red handed" joke to her for most of her life.
I asked them "If you're not tying, what are you going to do for your ceremony?"
One of my friends was talking about how she needed glasses because she couldnt see, so she used to wear colored glasses and i replied "but you can already see color just fine".
"Did you see that? It was Sochi-zy"
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