In honor of former president Donald J. Trump
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︎ Jan 20 2021
What do Donald Trump and a pigeon have in common?
Theyβre both big fans of coos.
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︎ Jan 12 2021
Have you heard about Ozzy Osbourneβs new concept album about Donald Trumpβs attack of gastric flu?
Itβs called Diarrhoea of a Madman
I dun made dat un up mah-self
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︎ Jan 23 2021
Donald Trump should drop the ball in Times Square on New Years Eve
He certainly has plenty of experience
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︎ Dec 31 2020
There is only one way to describe this year for Donald Trump.
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︎ Dec 27 2020
Why wouldn't the Republicans impeach Donald Trump?
They insist on bringing a baby to full term.
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︎ Sep 08 2020
When Donald Trump dies...
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︎ Oct 04 2020
Why canβt Donald trump have the White House
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︎ Nov 05 2020
What does Donald Trump call kayaks?
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︎ Oct 23 2020
Why can't Donald Trump make bread?
Because he's always losing dough.
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︎ Dec 01 2020
I heard Donald Trump is going to ban shredded cheese, and make America grate again.
also in the news:
Patients who have died or been admitted to intensive care with Covid-19 have been found to be deficient in a vitamin found in spinach, eggs, and hard and blue cheeses, raising hopes that dietary change might be one part of the answer to combating the disease.
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︎ Oct 02 2020
What were Donald Trumpβs COVID-19 test results?
Extremely positive. The most positive, in fact. Everybodyβs talking about it. Itβs yuuuge. Nobodyβs seen anything like it. Sleepy joe never wouldβve been able to pull this off.
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︎ Oct 04 2020
What did Donald Trumps bodyguard say just before someone sneezed in his face?
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︎ Oct 03 2020
I actually donβt understand why Donald Trump wants to ban TikTok
Whatβs Kesha done to deserve this?
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︎ Oct 23 2020
What did Donald Trump say when his wife chucked a plate across the room
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︎ Oct 13 2020
If Donald Trump gets impeached, some people think that he might be
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︎ Dec 12 2019
Bill Gates has agreed to pay for Donald Trumpβs wall....
On the condition he gets to install windowsπΊπΈ
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︎ Jul 03 2020
Hey, you're Donald Trump
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︎ May 18 2020
Why doesnβt Donald Trump like wallabies?
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︎ May 05 2020
Donald Trump is reportedly banning the sale of pre-shredded cheese.
He wants to make America grate again.
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︎ Dec 24 2018
Donald Trump posts his tweets in all-caps.
Guess you could call him a capitalist.
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︎ May 21 2020
Donald Trump May be a bellend but I agree with defunding the WHO
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︎ Apr 15 2020
What happened to Donald Trump?
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︎ Dec 19 2019
Someone asked Donald J Trump what the "J" stands for
He said, "it stands for 'Genius'."
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︎ Sep 25 2019
*random citizen to Donald Trump* : Hey you're orange!
Donald : Wrong!
Donald : Im peach
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︎ Dec 20 2019
Why does Donald Trump take Xanax?
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︎ Apr 08 2019
What is the difference between the Hindenburg and Donald Trump?
One is a flaming Nazi gasbag, and the other is just a dirigible.
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︎ Sep 21 2019
Why did donald trump throw the sick eagle out of USA?
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︎ Dec 18 2018
So Donald Trump (or "the Don" as some call him) has realized that illegal immigrants must be deported at night so that no one will see them leaving and complain...
The problem, however, is that there isn't enough light for the immigrants to find their way back to Mexico. Because of this, the Don institutes his "Early Light" plan in order to give the immigrants a way to see. One immigrant, Jose, is partially blind, so they are wondering if the "Early Light" program will still allow him to see. The ask him: Jose can you see by the Don's "Early Light."
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︎ Aug 08 2018
[ACTUAL QUOTE] A$AP Rocky was released from Swedish prison today. Donald Trump's tweet in response to his release:
"A$AP Rocky released from prison and on his way home to the United States from Sweden. It was a Rocky Week, get home ASAP A$AP!"
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︎ Oct 14 2019
What's Donald Trumps spirit animal?
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︎ Dec 22 2018
What's Donald Trump's favorite store?
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︎ Jan 07 2019
How is Steve Jobs like Donald Trump?
I donβt know, thatβs comparing apples and oranges.
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︎ Apr 02 2019
Donald trump wants to ban pre-shredded cheese.
He wants to make America Grate Again.
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︎ Jan 15 2020
I heard Donald Trump is going to ban shredded cheese
And make America grate again.
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︎ Nov 07 2019
Donald Trump wants to ban the sale of shredded cheese.
He wants to make America grate again.
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︎ Jul 08 2019
I wonder if Donald Trump hates pre shredded cheese...
Because he wants to make America grate again
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