Ludacris is riding a cow.
Moo bitch, get outda way! 🤨
Did you hear Ludacris' cousin Lewis started rapping?
He calls himself Ridiclewis.
What do Ludacris and Optimus Prime have in common?
They both tell people to Roll Out.
Me: I just bought Tupacs of Eminems for 50 cents
Wife: That's Ludacris, how Kanye West your money like that?
Customer dadjoked his children at the convenience store today.
The kids were probably around 8-12 years old. They all go the sweet aisle and start looking at the chocolate etc. The father picks up a bag of M&Ms and says to his kids:
"Hey, want some Slim Shadys?"
They give him a funny look. He looks again and notices that they're 2 for £1.
"50 Cent for some Eminems? That's Ludacris!"
Cue another look from the kids.
"I'll pay for them though, it's no Biggie."
I'll admit, I chuckled.
I bought a 2pac of Eminem's for 50 cents.
That's Ludacris.
