Why did the telemarketer get fired from his job?

He was really phoning it in.

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The telemarketer had a lot of emotional issues, which of course came out while talking on the phone...

He had a lot of hang-ups.

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A telemarketer tried to sell me a coffin

I told him that's the last thing I need

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👤︎ u/KzooRichie
📅︎ Jun 23 2016
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What do you call a shaved telemarketer?

A Smooth Operator.

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📅︎ Feb 09 2017
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My Dad to a telemarketer selling magazine subscriptions...

No thanks, we're all illiterate.

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📅︎ Nov 24 2014
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Telemarketer calls...

Phone rings and dad sees its and 800 number. Always answers and let's the telemarketer tell his whole spiel. Telemarketer: "would you be interested in purchasing this item?" dad: "hold on please let me go ask my goat"

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📅︎ Sep 24 2013
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my grandfather's response to a telemarketer

he often gets calls from a company to get his ducts cleaned. and he responds every time with, "i'm not interested, sorry, we don't have any ducts, we have chickens"

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📅︎ Jan 03 2014
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dj'd the lady on the phone

(...telemarketing lady asking for my info)

her: Sir, can I have your surname please?

me: Of course, but madam, can I have your madam-name first?

She goes silent for a few seconds and resumes to her protocol while in her voice, I could feel her rolling her eyes and nodding her head in disbelief.

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Caller ID

phone starts ringing, says its a telemarketer from "MO"

me: Dad, MO is Montana, right?

Dad: No, its Missouri.

Me: Why MO? Nobody notices the "O" in Missouri.

Dad: There's a lot of other states that start with an "M".

Me: What about MR? What does that one stand for?

...then my dad looks at me and smiles and says "Mister"... I rolled my eyes and went back to my room.

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📅︎ Jul 13 2015
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Not a traditional dad joke, but a dad-ism.

My dad answered a phone call from a telemarketer. "Hello? .... Get a real job." Click.

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A bad joke my dad loves re-telling

I'll give him credit he does have a lot of good jokes but he loves re-telling this stupid one.

A telemarketer calls a house and a little boy answers

The telemarketer asks if he can speak to the boys parents

The boy replies "they're busy"

The telemarketer asks if there are any other adults around

The little boy replies "Yes my neighbour is here too"

"Well can I talk to them?"

The little boy replies "No he's busy"

The telemarketer is getting frustrated

"Is there someone else around?"

The little boy replies "Yes a police-man"

"Can I speak to him please?"

Again the little boy replies "no he's busy"

The telemarketer gives up and asks

"Why is everyone busy? What are they doing?"

The boy replies "Looking for me"

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📅︎ Aug 09 2013
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