A list of puns related to "Telemarketing"
He was really phoning it in.
He had a lot of hang-ups.
I told him that's the last thing I need
A Smooth Operator.
No thanks, we're all illiterate.
Phone rings and dad sees its and 800 number. Always answers and let's the telemarketer tell his whole spiel. Telemarketer: "would you be interested in purchasing this item?" dad: "hold on please let me go ask my goat"
he often gets calls from a company to get his ducts cleaned. and he responds every time with, "i'm not interested, sorry, we don't have any ducts, we have chickens"
(...telemarketing lady asking for my info)
her: Sir, can I have your surname please?
me: Of course, but madam, can I have your madam-name first?
She goes silent for a few seconds and resumes to her protocol while in her voice, I could feel her rolling her eyes and nodding her head in disbelief.
phone starts ringing, says its a telemarketer from "MO"
me: Dad, MO is Montana, right?
Dad: No, its Missouri.
Me: Why MO? Nobody notices the "O" in Missouri.
Dad: There's a lot of other states that start with an "M".
Me: What about MR? What does that one stand for?
...then my dad looks at me and smiles and says "Mister"... I rolled my eyes and went back to my room.
My dad answered a phone call from a telemarketer. "Hello? .... Get a real job." Click.
I'll give him credit he does have a lot of good jokes but he loves re-telling this stupid one.
A telemarketer calls a house and a little boy answers
The telemarketer asks if he can speak to the boys parents
The boy replies "they're busy"
The telemarketer asks if there are any other adults around
The little boy replies "Yes my neighbour is here too"
"Well can I talk to them?"
The little boy replies "No he's busy"
The telemarketer is getting frustrated
"Is there someone else around?"
The little boy replies "Yes a police-man"
"Can I speak to him please?"
Again the little boy replies "no he's busy"
The telemarketer gives up and asks
"Why is everyone busy? What are they doing?"
The boy replies "Looking for me"
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