You've got to play the long prong
I mean, it was a dead giveaway.
You can’t say it’s pointless
He was running a "Fonzi Scheme."
It's a pun-ching con-test
Have not received it yet.
A Khan-man!
It says press 1 for the money or 2 for the show.
I could see right through it.
I saw right through it
I had the procedure done 10 years ago, and I STILL can’t shoot laser beams from my eyes!
That would be a punzi scheme.
They can’t include vacation packages that don’t include themselves.
but no one bought it.
Let's say they brought my story hook line and sinker
The Egyptians with their pyramid scheme.
Air-con
Dont fall for it.
Be careful what you purchase on eBay
Spent $50 on a penis enlarger.
Bastards sent me a magnifying glass.
Instructions said don't use in the sunlight.
*Yep, my dad sent this gem to me in the form of a forward email from my grandfather...
I mean, it was a dead giveaway.
It says press 1 for the money or 2 for the show
I could see right through it.
