I heard Bill Gates is really unsure if he'll ever find love again. But as the old saying goes...

there’s plenty more Phish in the (C:)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SammDogg619
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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Dadjoked my girlfriend on the way to see the band Phish last night.

And this is how the conversation went,

Her: "I really like to discuss politics, I wish you did too."

Me: "I do like to discuss them. I just don't like arguing like you do."

Her: "I don't like to argue, I like debate."

Me: "Yeah, well, so do fish."

We both sensibly chuckled.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Federer45
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2014
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Can you tuna fish?

It’s this fun new dance move that is best when danced to the tune of phish!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trollfaceguy1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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Did you hear about what happened to the guy from the keyboard factory?

He was fired for not putting in enough Shifts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wtj182
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2019
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What was the fish musician called

β€œCod cobain”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlfieTreacy69420
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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Who is Ronald McDonald's favorite musician?

Phil A. of Phish

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2020
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What do British hackers eat

Phish and chips

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Iwantmyteslanow
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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"Officer, how did the hacker escape?"

"Dunno, he just ransomware"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KIRAvenousLion
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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I tied a computer mouse to my fishing road and it resulted in a highly successful catch.

Apparently, the fish love click bait.

edit:- rod*

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2019
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Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day.

Teach a man how to phish, and he’ll spam you for the rest of his life.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2018
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I saw the sign on the door of an internet hacker.

It said 'Gone Phishing'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JocusGenus
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2014
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