Phish Puns

A list of puns related to "Phish"

Dadjoked my girlfriend on the way to see the band Phish last night.

And this is how the conversation went,

Her: "I really like to discuss politics, I wish you did too."

Me: "I do like to discuss them. I just don't like arguing like you do."

Her: "I don't like to argue, I like debate."

Me: "Yeah, well, so do fish."

We both sensibly chuckled.

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👤︎ u/Federer45
📅︎ Jul 26 2014
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Can you tuna fish?

It’s this fun new dance move that is best when danced to the tune of phish!

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👤︎ u/trollfaceguy1
📅︎ Aug 04 2020
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My hippy son asked for money for a field trip to the symphony hall

But it seemed like a Phishing attempt to me

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👤︎ u/TheMilleniumCondor
📅︎ Jul 10 2020
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Who is Ronald McDonald's favorite musician?

Phil A. of Phish

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👤︎ u/WhyIsHeNotBannedYet
📅︎ Apr 09 2020
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Did you hear about what happened to the guy from the keyboard factory?

He was fired for not putting in enough Shifts.

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👤︎ u/Wtj182
📅︎ Feb 16 2019
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What was the fish musician called

“Cod cobain”

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👤︎ u/AlfieTreacy69420
📅︎ Nov 29 2019
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What do British hackers eat

Phish and chips

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👤︎ u/Iwantmyteslanow
📅︎ Nov 03 2019
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I tied a computer mouse to my fishing road and it resulted in a highly successful catch.

Apparently, the fish love click bait.

edit:- rod*

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👤︎ u/sodomicity
📅︎ Feb 18 2019
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"Officer, how did the hacker escape?"

"Dunno, he just ransomware"

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👤︎ u/KIRAvenousLion
📅︎ Mar 04 2019
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Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day.

Teach a man how to phish, and he’ll spam you for the rest of his life.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jan 29 2018
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I saw the sign on the door of an internet hacker.

It said 'Gone Phishing'.

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👤︎ u/JocusGenus
📅︎ Aug 10 2014
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