Paypal Puns

A list of puns related to "Paypal"

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👤︎ u/TysonPlett
📅︎ Nov 02 2019
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I left my Dad a note with $10 attached asking him if I could use his PayPal. This was his response. imgur.com/wz4opHm
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👤︎ u/NCHeavyHunter
📅︎ Nov 11 2013
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I wonder if the Pope uses PayPal?

I guess it would be like a...

Papal PayPal?

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👤︎ u/kilkil
📅︎ Dec 30 2015
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Got dadjoked by a customer over paypal

"You have received a payment of $80 from John Doe"

"Note from John Doe: a note (optional)"

I didn't get it so I went to look at what sending money looks like. Wen you send money, the box you write a note in says "add a note (optional)". He added "a note (optional). He must be a dad at heart, because even I didn't get it at first.

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👤︎ u/UncleJehmimah
📅︎ Nov 28 2014
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What's the modern way to donate to the church?

Papal Paypal!

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👤︎ u/eat-rainbows
📅︎ Feb 03 2021
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My buddy tried to bribe me

I told them I don't do Paypal

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👤︎ u/ebatm3
📅︎ Sep 26 2020
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Me with my friend in a restaurant after finishing food

Waiter asking me how would you like to pay sir? Cash or Card!

Me looking at my friend: PayPal

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👤︎ u/sbbk100
📅︎ Jun 17 2020
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How does the pope pay for stuff he wins on ebay?

... Papal.com

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👤︎ u/adambikes
📅︎ Jul 20 2014
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Think I might sell all my John Lennon memorabilia on ebay.

Imagine all the Paypal...

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👤︎ u/1963_jan
📅︎ Jan 31 2019
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What do you call a pope that always pays you back?

Paypal

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👤︎ u/aHawtMocha
📅︎ May 21 2019
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I'm going to start selling John Lennon memorabilia on ebay

Imagine all the paypal

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👤︎ u/leedsfreak
📅︎ Sep 20 2016
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And Now In Business News

A major online financial company has hired the administrator of a Catholic women's religious organization to head up the company. The business community awaits the announcement of a new PayPal nun CEO.

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👤︎ u/PunboySlim
📅︎ Nov 16 2015
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