Lenny (bot) Puns

Basically all said, if there are alternative compareable resources, I´d really be interrested/willing to provide a german/austrian version of the messages.

I got a voicemail last night from (what I assumed was) Lenny Bot but it was a female voice.

Hi guys,

So, following your conversations, I found this tread (https://www.reddit.com/r/itslenny/comments/hun50c/any_french_speaking_telemarketer_chatbot/) and since it's an archived conversation, I couldn't continue it.

That's why I'm opening a new one :)

I got excited reading that conversation because I was just trying to found some way to transfer my spam calls to a credible-french-lovely-Lenny bot, but couldn't find anything. If I'm guessing right, the major problem for the users in the archived conversation was to have a french translation for the Lenny's scripts. So I downloaded them, opened them and translated them in French (happens to be a translator in my spare time. Not a pro, though, so if you think it needs to be improved, feel free to do so).

I any case, you can freely use them. Just please, let me know if you can actually set up the "Georges" bot. (I suggest hesitations first, plain text next if necessary) :

1. Alò? Euh Georges à l'appareil... (Alò ? Euh, Georges à l'appareil...)

2. Ah... euh... dé/désolé, je vous entends mal... (Désolé, je vous entends mal)

3. Euh ou/ oui, oui, oui... (Euh, oui, oui, oui)

4. Ah parfait ! Oui, oui, oui (Ah parfait ! Oui, oui, oui)

5. Ah oui... oui... euh... quelqu'un, quelqu'un a... a di/ a dit la semaine der/ la semaine dernière que... quelqu'un a appelé la semaine dernière à ce ... sujet, c'é/ c'était vous ? (Ah oui, quelqu'un a dit la semaine dernière que, quelqu'un a appelé la semaine dernière a ce sujet, c'était vous ?)

6. Ou/ Oui... dé/ désolé, c'était quoi votre prénom ? (oui, désolé, c'était quoi votre prénom ?)

7. Eh bien... c'e/ c'é/ c'est bien d'avoir téléphoné parce que... ma troisième... Denisse... oui, elle parlait de ça, euh, l'aut/ l'autre fois, et.... bo/ bon... fin... elle elle est... elle est très intelligente, je je le reconnais, parce que, fin, c'était la première dans la famille... à à faire des études... et elle a eu... une mention... vous savez ? on est tous très fiers, oui, oui... et donc, oui, elle disait que je devais, euh, regar/ fin, m'o/ m'occuper... de... regarder ces choses là... donc, euh, oui... est-ce que vous pouvez m'en dire plus ? (Eh bien, c'est bien d'avoir téléphone parce ma troisième, Denisse, elle parlait de ça l'autre fois et elle est très intelligente, je le reconnais, parce que, c'était la première dans la famille à faire des études et elle a eu une meti

https://twitter.com/The_Arachnea/status/1387176251371130884

Would have liked for Juggs to own up to his mistakes/apologize rather than wiping all evidence so he can continue playing the victim card that he was unjustly banned/ banned for too long.

Anna has deleted her tweet with her reasoning here: edit . I apologize for bringing her unwanted attention and any other problems this post may have caused her.

edit 2: I've gotten some messages/requests to put Juggs' discord messages in here for more visibility, but it doesn't feel right considering they aren't the official msgs/screenshots and are basically hearsay at this point. Obviously people can still scroll down to find the supposed discord messages in the thread, but i'll let them do so at their own discretion.

Y’all remember the Roy situation? She sexually harassed this poor dude and bullied him into coming out. No one calls her out on her harassment and this all happened while she was dating Lennie.

I got one of these Lenny calls at work today. I work in a bank call center. It had me fooled for several minutes. Confused and senile elderly callers repeat themselves just like Lenny does. They're so senile they forget they already answered the question just a second earlier and keep repeating themselves. Or they don't understand the question at all and say something random. They drift off topic and talk about nothing just like Lenny does going on about Larissa and chasing those ducks. Lenny makes a totally believable confused old man. If you handle calls all day you get a ton of calls that sound a lot like Lenny each week, so Lenny seems all too real at first. But doing this to a bank call center that handles in-bound calls is also irresponsible. This same week I had a call from a man stranded in a third-world country with no working debit or credit cards and no cash who ended up sleeping in a train station with no food and no shelter. He desperately needed to get through to his bank. These calls can be life and death important. Our call center doesn't make telemarketing calls and we don't do sales calls. You call us, we don't call you. On the other hand, on a strictly personal level, it was funny. It made my whole day. Call center work is mind numbingly boring. You deal with the same issues and answer the same questions all day, so this was nice little break from the routine. But don't be evil, just stick to using Lenny as intended. But if you insist on hitting in-bound call centers stick to the overnight hours and early morning Sunday when call volume is low and most call center workers are bored and sitting with long breaks between calls. And don't prank emergency services numbers either. I suspect who ever sent this call my way might have been another call-center worker because that's exactly when this call came through. Call volume was low and we had tons of time between calls, and then I got this call from Lenny early morning on a Sunday. So maybe it was a coworker? At any rate I am now a fan of Lenny. I'm a bright person, college educated and all the rest, but this bot had me fooled for several minutes. Lenny seemed like a real and genuinely senile old guy. It worked as intended, just use it responsibly.

Because of my companies phone number, when we call people, sometimes they assume we are telemarketers (for the record, we are not, it's just a large company). Someone transferred me to the Lenny bot and I thought the guy had severe Alzheimer's to the point he probably shouldn't be alone. I was about to drive to the guys house to check on him when it occurred to me that he repeated himself exactly. I googled what he said and found out about the bot.

I have to admit, it got me and is hysterical. I called the customer back from my cell and he didn't even realize what had happened(I guess it's automatically set up).