Pyramid Scheme Puns

A list of puns related to "Pyramid Scheme"

My wife joined a pyramid scheme

It left her in tiers

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👤︎ u/Dinnen1
📅︎ May 08 2021
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When I was a teenager, I wanted to join a pyramid scheme.

But my mummy wouldn't let me.

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👤︎ u/GreatGreenGobbo
📅︎ Jun 04 2020
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I bet Egyptians are suckers for pyramid schemes.
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👤︎ u/stupidsexyf1anders
📅︎ Jan 29 2019
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What is the worst pyramid scheme ever?

The one that never got built

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👤︎ u/Erikjb12
📅︎ Jun 03 2019
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The most impressive pyramid scheme was the building of the pyramids.
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👤︎ u/first-timer-es
📅︎ Mar 24 2019
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My son asked me if he should take 120k in loans for an Egyptology degree.

I told him don't even sphinx about it

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👤︎ u/taewooky
📅︎ Apr 13 2021
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Did you Know ?

Pharaoh ran a pyramid scheme.

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👤︎ u/NeonRedLion
📅︎ May 17 2021
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Why are Egyptians such great businessmen?

Because they're great at pyramid schemes!

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👤︎ u/Lesbianqueen7
📅︎ Apr 15 2021
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How did architects earn a living in ancient Egypt?

Pyramid schemes

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👤︎ u/Arakashi_moku
📅︎ Dec 12 2020
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My wife told me she is thinking about selling Egyptian rocks.

It sounds like a pyramid scheme to me

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👤︎ u/TheyCallMeDrAsshole
📅︎ Jul 12 2020
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How did Pharaoh successfully enslave the Jews?

He created a pyramid scheme

Edit: spelling

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👤︎ u/thesabermaniac
📅︎ Jan 21 2020
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Pharaoh tried to sell Amway to help offset the costs of his burial tomb.

Turns out it was a pyramid scheme.

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👤︎ u/Sir_Pluses
📅︎ Feb 20 2020
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So I was rolling coins from my tip money and placing the rolled up sleeves on each other forming a kind of pyramid shape:

My sister walks up to me and asks: “Are you creating a pyramid scheme?”

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👤︎ u/ColinHenrichon
📅︎ Jun 05 2020
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The pharaoh promised workers they would be rich if they bought into his MLM construction plan.

It was the very first pyramid scheme.

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👤︎ u/Pun-isher42
📅︎ Feb 23 2020
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This guy from Egypt called me to invest in a tourism company, and then to ask 3 others to invest in it, while getting returns from their investments. I declined it.

It was a pyramid scheme.

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👤︎ u/TheHyperthetical
📅︎ Feb 09 2020
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All these people getting emails from the Prince of Nigeria, I got one from an Egyptian Pharaoh...

But it turned out to just be a pyramid scheme.

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Aug 17 2017
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Why did the Egyptian kings stop building monuments?

Because it was all a pyramid scheme

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👤︎ u/vshesha
📅︎ Sep 08 2019
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How did Pharaoh get the Jews to work for him for all this years?

He ran a pyramid scheme

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👤︎ u/thesabermaniac
📅︎ Nov 02 2019
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King Tut was broke when he died

Lost all of his money in a pyramid scheme

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👤︎ u/hotsprings1234
📅︎ Aug 29 2019
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Do you know why ancient egyptians had such a hard time recruiting laborers?

It was a pyramid scheme

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👤︎ u/Erikjb12
📅︎ Jun 01 2019
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How did the pharaoh get so rich?

He was running a huge pyramid scheme.

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👤︎ u/TacoNumeroJuan
📅︎ Sep 20 2018
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Just been told I can get rich quick by buying an old Egyptian building.

I think it's a pyramid scheme.

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👤︎ u/ryanooooo
📅︎ Sep 08 2019
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I have a missed call from earlier today - it was a number I don’t recognize and my phone says it’s from “Egypt”.”

I wonder if it was someone calling from one of those “pyramid schemes.”

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👤︎ u/baker_esq27
📅︎ Mar 02 2019
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Someone offered me a free trip to Egypt if I get five people under me to also signup.

I hate pyramid schemes.

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👤︎ u/mrthatsthat
📅︎ Jun 15 2018
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You know what civilization had the biggest scam in history?

The Egyptians with their pyramid scheme.

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👤︎ u/Scabe
📅︎ Mar 07 2017
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Scammers went to Egypt

My wife was telling our group a story of how she and her flat-mates got screwed by their landlords (property managers, not the property owners) in England. Right before they were due to refund everyone's security deposits, they took all the money, closed the business, and buggered off to Egypt. I asked her if they set up a multilevel marketing campaign.

You know... a Pyramid Scheme?

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👤︎ u/Fellwarre
📅︎ Aug 07 2017
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Why didn't the guy accept the mummy's business proposition?

He thought it could be a pyramid scheme!

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👤︎ u/rageengineer
📅︎ Jan 02 2013
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I went to watch the cheerleading team perform but left in disgust

It was one big pyramid scheme.

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👤︎ u/manufacture_reborn
📅︎ Feb 06 2018
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I was offered a job building Egyptian tombs

Turned out to be a pyramid scheme

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👤︎ u/borick
📅︎ Sep 03 2015
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All these people getting emails from the Prince of Nigeria, I got one from an Egyptian Pharaoh...

But it turned out to just be a pyramid scheme.

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👤︎ u/chevroletstyleline
📅︎ May 08 2019
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All these people getting emails from the Prince of Nigeria, I got one from an Egyptian Pharaoh...

But it turned out to just be a pyramid scheme...

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Dec 13 2018
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