Did you hear about Robert Kraft getting arrested for solicitation?

Apparently the spa he went to had been under investigation for a year and he just happened to go there but was arrested before he could finish. I guess his lawyers will have to...get him off.

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👤︎ u/rwwterp
📅︎ Feb 22 2019
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I got solicited today

So I work at a car dealership in not the best part of town. I was outside enjoying a smoke when a frail woman with bad teeth walked towards me. "I'll suck you off for a plate of lasagna," she said. I shot back, "sorry, I'm not interested in pastatutes."

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👤︎ u/frtss
📅︎ Jun 05 2014
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I got solicited by a guy wearing 13 pairs of sunglasses.

He seemed kind of shady.

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👤︎ u/teuast
📅︎ Oct 16 2017
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My dad got solicited by a psychic yesterday...

if you were a good psychic you would have known I was going to tell you to fuck off!

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👤︎ u/Thurt518
📅︎ Nov 27 2014
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So, my lawyer recently got arrested...

He was brought in for soliciting.

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📅︎ Jul 07 2020
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Which vegetables are best at fundraising?

Solicitators.

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