3 Billboards about e-Billing
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︎ Sep 02 2019
Bill and Melinda Gates got divorced. Melinda got the house...
But Bill kept the Windows
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︎ May 05 2021
Bill Gates meets Arnold Schwarzenneger at a party and asks him if he's upgraded to Windows 10 yet? Big Arnie replies.......
"Ah still love Vista Baby....."
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︎ Mar 22 2021
Asked my contractor why he didnβt bill me for my new roof
He said βDonβt worry about it, itβs on the house!β
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︎ Apr 25 2021
Without Bill,
Melinda will be just an ionaire.
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︎ May 04 2021
My friend just can't afford to pay his huge water bill...
I've just sent him a 'Get Well Soon' card.
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︎ Apr 25 2021
I heard Bill and Melinda Gates are getting divorced.
Apparently he refused to ever empty the recycle bin.
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︎ May 03 2021
I was going to make a joke about Bill Gates Divorce but I decided not to..
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︎ May 06 2021
Melinda was going to sue Bill for not giving her the amount of money she wan entitled to
So Bill said: "A lawsuit? For real? You know I always windows"
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︎ May 05 2021
Every one wants to know why Bill and Melinda divorced
But sure the Gates won't open up.
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︎ May 04 2021
About bill and melinda
So, Bill and Melinda Gates are getting a divorce
She gets the house and
He gets the Windows!
According to Melinda Gates, Bill just didn't Excel at his marriage. Apparently he had no Power Points while arguing, but he always had to have the last Word
And now that he no longer had Access to her heart, the Outlook was not looking good for them. They couldnβt work together as Teams
On the Surface they were a perfect couple, but deep down there was hardly any Kinect. He kept everything hidden like an X-Box and she never found it re- Azuring.
The main reason she divorced Bill Gates because he was in Office365 days.
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︎ May 06 2021
I was a little shocked to find out that Bill and Melinda Gates are divorcing.
They seemed so happy..on the Surface.
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︎ May 03 2021
Melinda Gates
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︎ May 04 2021
In college, my roommates and I were so broke that we couldnβt pay our electricity bill.
Those were the darkest days of our lives.
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︎ Apr 22 2021
Bill Gates and his wife are separating
Guess his dick was micro-soft
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︎ May 04 2021
Can we start gossiping about Bill and Melinda Gates now?
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︎ May 05 2021
What does the genie say when you wish for a $50 bill?
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︎ May 06 2021
What do you call a lady who refuses to pay her bills?
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︎ Apr 25 2021
I have offered to act as a middleman for the Bill and Melinda Gates divorce
Just in case the Gatesβ are looking for a fence
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︎ May 10 2021
Why can't bill gates get married?
Because he was micro-soft
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︎ May 04 2021
I heard Bill Gates is really unsure if he'll ever find love again. But as the old saying goes...
thereβs plenty more Phish in the (C:)
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︎ May 05 2021
I once made a belt out of one dollar bills.
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︎ Mar 08 2021
Did you hear that Bill and Melinda Gates are getting divorced?
He threw her out the Windows. He Excels at that. He wants a Word with his lawyer. He's PowerPointing her to the door. I guess they just weren't on each other's Teams.
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︎ May 04 2021
My landlord texted saying we need to meet up and talk about how high my heating bill is.
I replied back: βSure, my door is always open.β
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︎ Oct 27 2020
Whatβs the difference between Taxes and Texas?
Taxes can keep your electrical grid operational.
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︎ Mar 03 2021
THIS JUST IN: A man is still in critical condition after swallowing $100,000 in large bills.
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︎ Mar 17 2021
Bill Clinton is banned from all the French bakeries in his neighborhood.
He kept feeling their pain.
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︎ Mar 20 2021
What do you call a wreath made of $100 bills?
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︎ Dec 29 2020
I opened my wallet and got confused when I only saw paper bills..
It doesn't make any cents.
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︎ Mar 28 2021
I just finished painting a customerβs home and they were surprised with the bill...
Them: βYouβve factored in all the labour, but what about the paint?β
Me: βItβs on the houseβ
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︎ Mar 09 2021
Growing up, there was a time my parents couldn't pay the electric bill.
It was the darkest day of my life.
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︎ Mar 15 2021
Thousands of people have found the device that can cut their electric bills in half......
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︎ Mar 17 2021
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
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︎ Feb 05 2021
My son wanted to glue $20 bills to his belt
I told him that would just be a waist of money
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︎ Jan 21 2021
Why did the girl break up with a guy who paid for everything with ten dollar bills?
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︎ Mar 16 2021
My grandson was taken to the hospital because he swallowed a $5 bill
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︎ Feb 13 2021
What is the most important part of a Daylight Saving Time bill?
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︎ Mar 10 2021
A duck wants into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist: βIβd like some chapstickβ
The pharmacist says βbut youβre a duck, how are you going to pay for that?β
The duck says βitβs fine, just put it on my billβ
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︎ May 02 2021
My friend couldn't afford to pay his water bill.
So I sent him a "get well soon" card.
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︎ Feb 14 2021
I just spoke with Bill Withers and told him "Ain't No Sunshine" is poor grammar.
He said "I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know..."
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︎ Jan 23 2021
My friend couldn't afford to pay his water bill
So I sent him a "get well soon" card
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︎ Sep 07 2020
I once made a belt out of dollar bills
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︎ Mar 09 2021
My friend said that he couldn't afford to pay his huge water bill....
So, I sent him a 'Get Well Soon' card.
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︎ Nov 11 2020
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills ?
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︎ Nov 22 2020
My friend just can't afford to pay his huge water bill...
I've sent him a Get Well Soon card.
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︎ Jan 22 2021
My friend in the country couldnβt afford his water bill...
So I sent him a βGet Well Soon!β card.
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︎ Jul 07 2020
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