Phone rings.......Dad: What does the Caller ID say?......Son: It says Private Caller......

Dad: Don't answer it. We only pick up for ranks Lieutenant Caller and higher.

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👤︎ u/2donutkid2
📅︎ Jan 12 2019
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Caller ID

::phone starts ringing::

::Dad goes to look at the caller ID and turns away, deciding not to answer it::

Me: who is it?

Dad: Unavailable. Beats me why they'd even be calling us if they're unavailable.

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📅︎ Sep 01 2015
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The Caller Id on the Speakerphone announced who was calling . . .

Phone: "Call from ... Jorge S ... Jorge S ..."

Me: "?Jorge es que?"

Family: (groans)

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👤︎ u/xwhy
📅︎ Oct 01 2016
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"What's the caller ID say?"

"Epilepsy foundation."

"You need to seize that call!!!"

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📅︎ Jul 13 2015
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Caller ID

phone starts ringing, says its a telemarketer from "MO"

me: Dad, MO is Montana, right?

Dad: No, its Missouri.

Me: Why MO? Nobody notices the "O" in Missouri.

Dad: There's a lot of other states that start with an "M".

Me: What about MR? What does that one stand for?

...then my dad looks at me and smiles and says "Mister"... I rolled my eyes and went back to my room.

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📅︎ Jul 13 2015
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Two cellphones walk into a bar....

the bar tender asks for their IDs. One tries calling the other but gets no singal, the bartender asks what they are trying to do. they say they have caller IDs The bartender then laughs and say that that wont work in his bar since its a one Bar town.

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👤︎ u/Orthanx
📅︎ Feb 14 2017
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My wife is changing her phone number

My wife and I changed cell carriers, so we have new temporary numbers but when the caller ID comes up, both numbers my name because I set up the account. She called me today...

> Me: Oh my name comes up when you call on the caller id > > Her: You'll have to change that > > Me: Yeah I'll have to fix your faux number

(blank stare)

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👤︎ u/nyran20
📅︎ Jan 28 2015
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