How often do pirate attacks occur?
How often do I like jokes about chemistry?
How often does a chemist tell a joke about elements?
Now days, people don't use the name Lance very often
In medieval times, people were named Lance a lot
My son asked me what the difference was between horsepower and torque. I explained that horsepower is often more expensive the greater the amount...
...whereas torque is cheap.
My son asked me how often planes crash
I've often wondered, are people with photographic memories born with that ability..
..or does it just take time to develop ?
The reason the mountains are hill areas joke gets reposted so often is
I often worry about German sausages
Basically I fear the wurst.
Edit: thanks for my first award ya loonies ;)
My wife often uses the promise of raunchy sex to get little jobs done around the house.
I don't tell Dad Jokes very often.
But when I do, he laughs every time.
This happens way too often
When flying in V formation one side's often longer than the other. Do you know why that is?
That side has more birds on it
I’ve been saying “mucho” to my Spanish friend a lot more often lately
Many Folks Don’t Know that Santa Often has to Clean the Small Bits of Poo from his Reindeer Butts.
They call them Jingle Berries.
People often ask me how I can play golf so much and still be so bad at it
I've often heard icy is the easiest word to spell.
Looking at it now, I see why.
If you mask debate too often, you might go blind.
My uncle's friend won the Olympic gold with an epee made from a disposable thin metal sheet often used in cooking...
It was a good aluminum foil
What do the British call a person who uses the toilet too often?
Migratory birds can be fascinating. You often see them fly in "V" formation across the sky. On occasion you see that one side is longer than the other. It's a simple scientific explanation really.
There just happens to be more birds on that side.
I don’t often tell dad jokes
But when I do, it’s because I’ve seen this damn post 50 million times in the last week, dear god get some creativity, but also, Dad usually laughs.
How often does Halloween fall on a Saturday?
I often wish I'd been adopted by gay parents.
So I could have twice as many dad jokes.
I often hide my personal stuff in an electric socket
It's a shocking place to find them
For a temp job I had to conduct surveys on the street and often times people would reluctantly comply disclaiming to "Keep it short please!"
So my question was: What do you know about dwarves?
Do Australians really say mate that often?
I don’t often roll joints...
But when I do it’s usually my ankle
I often make mistakes telling Dad jokes.
Who's fluffy and often drops mad albums?
How often do people who study scientific elements tell dad jokes?
Yesterday, one of my good friends told me that I often make people feel uncomfortable by violating their personal space.
It was an incredibly hurtful thing to say and it completely ruined our bath.
Hens were often used in the Revolutionary War to identify colonists that were loyal to the Crown.
You never learned about chicken-catch-a-Tory?
How often does the Japanese supermarket restock their milk supply?
My co-worker Nicholas is rarely late for work meetings, but it often shows up within 2 minutes of the meeting start time
I guess he likes to show up in the nick of time.
We often hear about the divine right of kings, but we should really be talking about the divine right of queens.
After all, queenliness is next to godliness.
My wife got angry because I quote Yoda too often.
My wife often complains that I'm a poor listener
But the truth is, I've a terrible sense of direction.
I always get lost in my thoughts.
I don't often tell dad jokes.
But when I do he doesn't laugh. He's dead
How often do meteor showers happen?
I told this girl I was talking to that I like to race cars, she asked me if I win often
I said no, the cars are much faster
I don't often tell dad jokes...
...but when I do he laughs.
I don’t often tell Dad jokes.
But when I do, he usually laughs.
I don't often tell dad jokes.
But when I do, he usually laughs.
I don't tell dad jokes often.
But whenever I do, he laughs.
I don't often tell dad jokes
I don’t often tell dad jokes
But when I do, he usually laughs
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