Sometimes puns are served cold
Life just isn't fair sometimes
Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward
Why do old pirates sometimes walk with a limp?
Bigfoot sometimes gets confused with Sasquatch...
Yeti never complains... 🤔
What has 4 letters, sometimes has 9 letters, occasionally has 12 letters, always has 6 letters, and never has 5 letters.
But nothing tops a cheese pizza.
What starts with 'O' and ends with 'nions' and sometimes make you cry?
Sometimes late at night
I look up at the twinkling sky and whisper,
"You guys are the real stars."
Sometimes, I stop and reflect on last year.
As they say, hindsight is 2020.
Sometimes John Wick likes to kill quietly.
People can be really salty sometimes.
It's because they don't want to garnish their reputation..
Sometimes, when you find yourself walking through a shallow pool for no reason...
...you have to stop and ask yourself what you’re wading for...
My wife asked me, “Are you sometimes surprised as to how little people change?”
I said, “Actually, the process is the same. Apart from their tiny clothes.”
Sometimes it’s hard to lego
You know I hate engineer students sometimes
For example I hate it when engineer students call themself engineers like you don't hear med students calling themself doctors or art students calling themself unemployed.
I sometimes wish I had invented the shovel
It was a real groundbreaking invention
Conversations about mythical creatures can sometimes drag on
I feel bad for pet rocks sometimes....
Why do people take rocks for granited?
I just hope mine doesn't dieorite.
What does a tree never do but sometimes have?
Sometimes, I wake up grumpy.
Sometimes, she wakes me up.
As a comedian I make good jokes sometimes
English sucks sometimes 😂
Sometimes I think my toilet's talking to me.
I think I might be schitzophrenic.
Sometimes I wonder if
the website of Diabetes Support Groups ask for cookies?
Doctor, help me! Sometimes I think I’m a Teepee and other times I think I’m a wigwam!
Doctor: obviously, you’re two tents
Sometimes I like my steak undercooked.
Why do dolphins feel inadequate sometimes?
I work at the mall as Santa Claus during Christmas. I'm wearing the costume for most of the day, but sometimes my colleague takes my place while I take a break
I'm the main Claus and he's my subordinate Claus.
Why is water sometimes calm and peaceful, and others it's a terrifying tidal wave?
It can't help itself- its dipolar.
Sometimes my experience on an elevator is very uplifting. Other times ...
Sometimes I tell Dad jokes
Amazon is clever sometimes
Sometimes nationality matters
First child born in a couple of weeks so I thought to give it the good ol try. Sometimes when I’m down I go to the mall and use the elevator.
So it can lift me up and make my day better.
I tried to OC.
I was telling my wife how sometimes I feel really high and sometimes I feel really low.
"Dear, get off the swing" she said.
Polar bears are known be extremely moody and sometimes even mate with their own gender.
Thus truly making them bipolar
Eating rare chicken is dangerous, and even lethal sometimes.
It would be a pretty fowl way to go.
My wife sometimes has trouble thinking of the right word for things. This morning, she asked me "what's it called when you have no bars?" Without missing a beat, I told her...
"Prohibition." She wasn't as amused as I was, I'm afraid.
You know I hate engineer students sometimes.
For example I hate it when engineer students call themself engineers like you don't hear med students calling themself doctors or art students calling themself the next hitler
Bigfoot is sometimes confused with Sasquatch...
...Yetti never complains.
Bigfoot is sometimes confused with Sasquatch...
Bigfoot is sometimes confused with Sasquatch
It’s abominable...
Yeti never complains...
Sometimes I tell dad jokes.
Sometimes I tuck my knees up into my chest and lean forward.
Bigfoot is sometimes confused with Sasquatch.
Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward.
Sometimes i tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward.
Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward
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