Sometimes puns are served cold
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︎ Aug 30 2019
Music puns sometimes hit the high notes
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︎ May 07 2021
Sometimes I use big words I don't understand
Just to make me sound more photosynthesis
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︎ May 13 2021
sometimes i tell Dad jokes..
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︎ May 18 2021
Big Foot is sometimes confused for Sasquatch
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︎ Apr 28 2021
What do you sometimes find on the face of a volcano?
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︎ Jun 03 2021
Living with my friend Cole can be tough sometimes.
He's got all these really weird rules you have to follow, like whenever you eat cabbage, he insists you have to eat it with mayonnaise.
It's just Cole's law.
(Thought of this one whilst trying to come up with puns to annoy my husband. He abhors dad jokes, and receiving this look -_- means I did a good job.)
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︎ Mar 25 2021
Sometimes I have no words other thanβ¦
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︎ May 12 2021
Sometimes I struggle to crack eggs, but sometimes..
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︎ May 08 2021
Sometimes Sundays are really sad, but I noticed today that they are never the saddest of the week
The day before is always a sadder day
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︎ May 02 2021
We all feel like this sometimes
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︎ Apr 03 2021
Sometimes, I just canβt remember a specific part of a song.
Maybe it just isnβt note-worthy.
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︎ May 08 2021
Sometimes I like to tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward.
Thatβs just how I roll.
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︎ Apr 03 2021
What starts with an βOβ and ends with βnionsβ and sometimes make you cry?
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︎ Feb 14 2021
Discord chats sometimes have gold
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︎ Mar 17 2021
Bigfoot sometimes gets mistaken for Sasquatch...
Yeti doesn't mind at all.
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︎ Apr 04 2021
In Sweden, footraces sometimes start a short distance away from the countryβs eastern border.
The winner is the first person to cross the Finnish line.
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︎ Feb 11 2021
Life just isn't fair sometimes
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︎ Feb 02 2021
Sometimes you just gotta do it.
Friend: What's with all the self discipline and religious tendencies?
Me: For the ascetic
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︎ Mar 26 2021
Ngl, itβs kinda hard sometimes to have a penis
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︎ Feb 22 2021
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︎ Mar 11 2021
What has 4 letters, sometimes has 9 letters, occasionally has 12 letters, always has 6 letters, and never has 5 letters.
But nothing tops a cheese pizza.
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︎ Nov 21 2020
Oh laundry, sometimes I feel like our first president
Because I am washing-a-ton
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︎ Mar 21 2021
My wife asked me, βAre you sometimes surprised as to how little people change?β
I said, βActually, the process is the same. Apart from their tiny clothes.β
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︎ Jul 14 2020
Sometimes people go fishing to catch something.
Sometimes people go fishing to catch something.
And sometimes they go just for the halibut.
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︎ Mar 07 2021
You know sometimes I get the sudden urge to run around naked.
But then I just drink some Windex. It keeps me from streaking.
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︎ Mar 04 2021
Did you hear about the guy who only dated women named Esther, sometimes more than one at a time?
He identified as poly-Esther
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︎ Feb 24 2021
Why do old pirates sometimes walk with a limp?
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︎ Jan 16 2021
English sucks sometimes π
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︎ Apr 22 2020
I sometimes wish I had invented the shovel
It was a real groundbreaking invention
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︎ Nov 02 2020
Conversations about mythical creatures can sometimes drag on
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︎ Oct 31 2020
Sometimes itβs hard to lego
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︎ Nov 16 2020
You know I hate engineer students sometimes
For example I hate it when engineer students call themself engineers like you don't hear med students calling themself doctors or art students calling themself unemployed.
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︎ Nov 19 2020
Sometimes late at night
I look up at the twinkling sky and whisper,
"You guys are the real stars."
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︎ Jan 18 2021
Sometimes, I stop and reflect on last year.
As they say, hindsight is 2020.
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︎ Jan 09 2021
Sometimes, when you find yourself walking through a shallow pool for no reason...
...you have to stop and ask yourself what youβre wading for...
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︎ Dec 09 2020
Sometimes John Wick likes to kill quietly.
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︎ Jan 08 2021
People can be really salty sometimes.
It's because they don't want to garnish their reputation..
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︎ Jan 11 2021
What does a tree never do but sometimes have?
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︎ Nov 27 2020
Sometimes I wonder if
the website of Diabetes Support Groups ask for cookies?
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︎ Oct 23 2020
Sometimes, I wake up grumpy.
Sometimes, she wakes me up.
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︎ Dec 07 2020
I feel bad for pet rocks sometimes....
Why do people take rocks for granited?
I just hope mine doesn't dieorite.
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︎ Dec 21 2020
Sometimes I think my toilet's talking to me.
I think I might be schitzophrenic.
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︎ Nov 23 2020
Sometimes I use big words I donβt fully understand.
It makes me sound more photosynthesis.
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︎ Feb 10 2021
Sometimes I squat down, hold my knees to my chest, and lean forward
Because thatβs how I roll.
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︎ Mar 14 2021
Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward
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︎ Jan 30 2021
What starts with 'O' and ends with 'nions' and sometimes make you cry?
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︎ Dec 05 2020
Bigfoot sometimes gets confused with Sasquatch...
Yeti never complains... π€
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︎ Jan 19 2021
You know I hate engineer students sometimes.
For example I hate it when engineer students call themself engineers like you don't hear med students calling themself doctors or art students calling themself the next hitler
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︎ Nov 19 2020
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