Somewhere, between murder, and suicide........
There is a place called Merseyside - Milton Jones at the Apollo live
Somewhere a cat is mad at me
Cory Booker must have a hidden family somewhere...
... If he's out there using dadjokes like this: https://i.imgur.com/R6WrI5t.jpg
grandpa told me: "if a door closes somewhere, another opens
he was a really bad cabinet maker...
What do you call a group of people under 18 years old going somewhere?
I had to choose between three cats. The first was super affectionate, like a dog. The second prefers to be alone all the time. I picked the third, whose personality is somewhere in between.
I named him Meat Loaf because he would do anything for love, but he won’t do that.
I just read that somewhere in London someone gets stabbed every 53 seconds
Somewhere in the skies, Otto is smiling…
"I make so many jokes I must be a father somewhere."
What do you do when you're somewhere over the rainbow?
I thought I recognized that picture of cows from somewhere
turns out, it was a stock photo
Birds descended from dinosaurs, and yet what is the most recognizable bird to a 5 year old? A dinosaur Chicken Nugget! There is a joke in there somewhere I need someone to tell it!
I know there is a joke in there somewhere, Now I just need someone to tell it to me
There's probably a 104-year-old somewhere playing with LEGO illegally.
Why did the Egyptians stay in Egypt instead of move somewhere greener
Every time we went somewhere to eat, my father would close the menu and say, “I’ll take a turtle soup...
and make it snappy”.
I hated eating anywhere with him, now I think it’s funny. Help, I’m turning into my father.
I moved somewhere before I could graduate.
Stole from somewhere. Probably old, but so is Cheesus Christ.
I recently read somewhere that there’s actually no battery acid in your iPhone’s battery...
It’s powered by Apple juice.
Another from a whiteboard deep in a hospital somewhere.
Dogs can't operate an MRI machine ..
.. But Catscan.
there is a pun in this somewhere
I asked a girl way out of my league out and she accepted! Of course, she said she wanted to eat somewhere expensive...
So I took her to the airport.
My name is David, and I just lost my ID somewhere.
I was on the trail in Colorado or somewhere when I happened upon a dude that couldn't get his donkey in reverse.
A donkey-whisperer rapper-wanna-be, I was able to back that ass up, yo. Uh huh.
First time poster be gentle. If this is in here somewhere I’m sorry.
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Beef jerky.
If a couple goes somewhere to eat fruit are they going on a date
Somewhere out there is a guy who makes wind chimes for a living!
(Heard this joke from somewhere) What do you call an army of babies?
Somewhere over the rainbow...
I lost my wrist watch somewhere near my house.
Now it’s the neighborhood watch.
Can't remember that really awesome post I saw...I know I reddit somewhere...
[Request] The floor was sticky... I know there is a pun in here somewhere.
How does a ghost do to get ready to haunt somewhere?
I insist that the one-sided wall was invented somewhere in Alabama...
What happens when a frog parks somewhere they arent supposed to??
There's a train somewhere that takes people directly to the dentist.
It's called the molar express.
I always take a first date out to a French restaurant. Girls love eating somewhere francy.
I really hope someone somewhere has named their dog Snarls Barkley.
My fortune teller told me she was feeling somewhere between elated and neutral
I called her a happy medium.
Has anyone seen my joke? I'm sure it was a round here somewhere...
“Hey how far east did the bunny go? Like somewhere over here?”
Somewhere, right now, there is a night club where critics are raving. (X-post from r/showerthoughts)
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