You feel ice-olated.
He said, “Fine. Suit yourself.”
This is Japan, this is ja-spatula, this is ja-whisk, this is ja-wok, this is ja-mixer, this is ja-fork, this is ja-spoon, and these are ja-chopsticks.
My 2 year old has cereal in her snack cup and just showed me that there was a piece of cereal in her sleeve. I said, "Looks like you got some tricks up your sleeve." GUESS WHAT KIND OF CEREAL SHE WAS EATING!.....IT WAS TRIX!
Edit: Thanks for my first gold!
Because Jeans run in a family
Bump…
Bump…
Bump…
Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.
Bump…
Bump…
BUMP…
Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home. The casket still bouncing quickly behind him.
Faster…
Faster…
FASTER…
Bump…
Bump…
BUMP…
He runs up to his door, fumbles with the keys, opens the door, rushes in and slams and locks the door behind him.
Rushing up the stairs to his bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding. His head is reeling. His breath is coming in sobbing gasps.
With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door. Bumping and clapping towards him.
The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is cough syrup!
Desperate, he throws the cough syrup as the casket!
And…
The coffin stops….
Imagine my surprise when I felt a tap on my shoulder!
A group of college kids were having the time of their lives, a few feet away.
They noticed Liam, and how lonely he was.
They start making fun of Liam, about how sad and depressed he looked.
He,liam was too noble for anger, and didn't react.
He just said
All my friends Argon.
Oh, wait! Yes you are, that's why you are online dating.
Begone, thoughts
I really need to borrow some chairs.
I don’t know what his angle is.
A macauliflower
I named him Meat Loaf because he would do anything for love, but he won’t do that.
She's apparently not a Ford F-series fan.
Some would say I'm living the dream.
He must also have peanut butter.
It’s my secret ‘stache.
that's shellfish."
A Uni-Corn.
because two of them together would be a paradox.
Accordion to himself, he’s great
He was banking on his friends to do it
Because he was Lone Lee
Personally I think that is just ignore ants.
Because you need a pair of trunks to swim
A babe-bee.
Haven’t spoken to anyone this whole year
I am this close to naming my volleyball!
So I'm near our kitchen (but not in it), and my dad is in there by himself. In the middle of the silence I just hear him say "Tupperware? Tupperhere!" And just start giggling to himself. Amazing how they do it even when they're alone... Edit: Thank you so much for the gold!
He followed the enchanting voice till he came upon a singing yellowfin tuna. He knew he had found something incredible. He caught the fish, kept it alive and returned home.
He showed his friends and posted videos on tik tok, and the singing fish went viral. It could sing almost anything, but Pavarotti was it's favorite.
The fisherman toured around the world with the fish and set up a website to sell merch. The clothing he made sold like crazy, so he ordered thousands of short sleeve shirts to be made in advance.
Unfortunately, the fish died, and the public lost interest. The fisherman was left with endless opera tuna tees.
I can’t take the stares.
Please let me know....I need to borrow some chairs.
He said, “Fine. Suit yourself.”
He said, “Fine. Suit yourself.”
He said, “Fine. Suit yourself.”
