What do you call an exotic Italian supercar made entirely of wood?
I used to think employers valued their workers, until yesterday when I worked a full day, but only got paid twenty cents. I see my boss entirely differently now after that.
It was a real paradigm shift.
There was a man who a had an entirely wooden car. Wooden frame, wooden wheels, wooden engine. Did he ride it? No.
I've always dreamed of an ocean filled entirely with orange soda.
I’m awaiting reply, but it’s possible I was deleted entirely.
What do you call a horse made entirely out of cheese?
I created a bank account dedicated entirely to buying and maintaining bushes
Child: Dad, I don't think this dish is entirely edible
Dad: You can do it. Bay Leaf in yourself.
I made a belt entirely by braiding together herbs that I found in my pantry. It took me about five hours.
My joke went entirely unappreciated.
I had my front door replaced with a door entirely made out of chocolate with a ganache handle and caramel accents.
Don't knock it until you've tried it.
Since impeachment is an entirely political process...
Will public opinion sufficiently Schifft through these proceedings??
Did you hear that Elon Musk has invented a car that runs entirely on sliced cabbage?
Have you heard the new song from the band that entirely consists of vegetables?
What do you call a dog made entirely of baguettes?
So Chanel is making a new perfume made entirely of rain water.
It’s called the Weather Chanel
This CEO replies to enquiry entirely in fish puns (x-post r/funny)
Google says the first lung transplant took place in 1954, making it the first organ donation ever. However, this is not entirely true.
The first Oregon donation took place in 1859.
Did you hear about the music group that is consisted entirely of members who are HIV positive?
They call themselves The Band-Aids
What Beatle is entirely made out of fabric?
What do you call a film that's entirely in stop motion?
What do you call a library entirely made up of fiction?
What do you call a famous singer made entirely of egg?
What do you call a sausage made entirely from pigs feet?
Bologna (think about how it's pronounced)
Somewhere there's a comedian doing a stand-up routine entirely about his own life and it's called his....
Idea for the next Star Trek TV show: back to classic Trek. The newest Enterprise, exploring the galaxy. Twist: it's crewed entirely by aliens
Star Trek: the Mex Generation
Not entirely sure this qualifies
I'm leaving the house and my dad says he'll close the door for me.
He asks: it's supposed to get cold tonight are you going to bring a jacket?
Me: no I'm okay.
Him: doesn't the bus stop get cold?
Me: I don't know, ask the bus stop.
We burst out into the happiest family laughter.
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