Lone Puns

A list of puns related to "Lone"

The Lone Ranger

and Tonto had been riding hard for hours when they can to a town. The Lone Ranger and Tonto ties up their horses to the hitching post. He told Tonto “the horses are hot, run around them in a circle until they cool down.” He went into the bar and ordered a drink. A stranger walked up and said “You’re the Lone Ranger, right?” He said yea and the stranger said “you left your injun running”

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👤︎ u/thenewfoo
📅︎ Apr 17 2021
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A couple days ago I went for a walk beside a pasture and seen a lone cow when I went again today he wasn't there

I guess he got a promotion for being the only one outstanding in his field

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👤︎ u/jgoosey217
📅︎ Feb 28 2021
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I opened my radiator to find a lone insect, wearing sunglasses and a leather jecket. It said. "ayyyy!"

It was a cool ant.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Dec 18 2020
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Where does the Lone Ranger take his trash?

To the dump To the dump To the dump dump dump

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👤︎ u/big_macaroons
📅︎ Oct 20 2020
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What did Tonto say to the Lone Ranger when his dog fell off a cliff?

Doggone

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👤︎ u/scooterscuzz
📅︎ Apr 11 2020
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The Lone Ranger woke to see that his tent had blown away by a tornado...

He decided,"Tonto,we're not in canvas anymore!"

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👤︎ u/shdchko
📅︎ Sep 01 2019
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I saw a lone lion out on the Savannah licking it's balls...

Has it no pride?

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Mar 03 2019
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What's the Lone Ranger's favorite flavor of candy?

butter rum butter rum butter rum rum rum

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👤︎ u/GGCrono
📅︎ Aug 20 2018
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What do you call the Lone Ranger after a heavy rain?

Kemosoggy

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👤︎ u/village_lunatic
📅︎ Oct 29 2018
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The lone Subway worker was too busy today and ran out of buns, so there was only flatbread left*

He didn't rise to the occasion

*true story

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👤︎ u/The_Possum
📅︎ Feb 19 2017
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My MTB group passed a lone rider, I was in back, so I told him "I'm last".

"Hi Last, I'm Alone!"

Almost crashed...

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👤︎ u/shupack
📅︎ Jun 14 2017
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Where does the Lone Ranger take his garbage?

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump!

Dad just dropped this one on the fly while watching the Movie. Cue an entire family's groans...

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👤︎ u/the_SULTAN_of_SENSI
📅︎ Dec 24 2014
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While watching the Lone Ranger

A guy was going into a battle on top of a train with Tonto and the Lone Ranger

Me: That guy is dead for sure!

Dad: They are all dead, this movie is set in 1869.

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👤︎ u/FuckedAsBored
📅︎ Jan 06 2014
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Where does the Lone Ranger take his garbage?

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump.

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👤︎ u/WaltsTwoCents
📅︎ Jan 18 2019
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Where does the Lone Ranger take his trash?

T'da dump t'da dump t'da dump dump dump, t'da dump t'da dump t'da dump dump dump

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👤︎ u/definitelyasatanist
📅︎ Nov 22 2017
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What did Tonto say to the Lone Ranger when his dog ran off the 300 foot cliff?

Dog gone

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👤︎ u/scooterscuzz
📅︎ Jul 15 2017
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