No it was Witch two officer!
The questions is, will Neil Patrick Harris on the back?
so im talking to this girl and her name is wisdom. Im horrible at coming up with puns/pick up lines and Im trying to think of a funny one but I cant. help.
You simply WEED 'em out
So I figure a pick up truck should cover both bases
Ford Ranger
Nissan Navara
Toyota Hilux
Mitsubishi Strada
So I'm having lunch with the family, and a girl walks in with a Google t shirt.
My dad leans in to me and whispers, "You should go ask that girl if she's 'searching' for you..."
Edit: told my dad about the turnout of this post during dinner and he told me he'd turn my Moto X phone into a Moto Ex phone if I kept using it during family meals. Looks like the fun never ends...
Hey gourd-geous! Wanna go back to my place and squash?
I'm a smooth operator.
It really pissed me off. So the next day I got there early and taught his kid how to ride a bike.
And you can never get that back
These two ladies (Around 50) were making small talk with this barista of the same age, when he said, "Why didn't you take your mask off?" to one of them. I guess they didn't know what he was talking about and just shrugged it off with an awkward laugh, then he landed it: "You went as a beauty-queen, right?"
Darling, you look GOURD-EOUS!!
Can I push your stool in for you.
"It's in the Heisenberg-street.", she said, "Do you know where that is?"
"No," I said, "but I know how fast you can go there."
She didn't get it.
So, my mother is British, and my dad was studying in the UK (he's American) when they met.
Dad: So... do you have any American in you?
Mom: No..
Dad: Would you like one?
"Oh man, I'm jelly. "
"Hey jelly, I'm peanut butter"
