This is my best pick-up line
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👤︎ u/Rukhnul
📅︎ Jan 12 2021
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A line of Pick UP!s. A Pickup line if you will! reddit.com/gallery/m0m8b4
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👤︎ u/MrSmileyZ
📅︎ Mar 08 2021
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Which one stole your broom ma’am? Can you pick her out of a line up?

No it was Witch two officer!

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📅︎ Oct 06 2020
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Rick Harris hooked up with this girl using his brother Neil's pick-up line...

The questions is, will Neil Patrick Harris on the back?

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📅︎ Aug 20 2020
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"Wisdom" Puns/Pick-up lines

so im talking to this guy and his name is wisdom. Im horrible at coming up with puns/pick up lines and Im trying to think of a funny one but I cant. help.

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📅︎ Apr 27 2020
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How do you pick a stoner out of a line up?

You simply WEED 'em out

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📅︎ Dec 05 2019
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To get a girl, some guys use pick up lines. Others rely on the attraction of their car

So I figure a pick up truck should cover both bases

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👤︎ u/td941
📅︎ Feb 21 2019
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Want to hear some pick-up lines?

Ford Ranger

Nissan Navara

Toyota Hilux

Mitsubishi Strada

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📅︎ Jan 07 2019
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My dad's pick-up line recommendation

So I'm having lunch with the family, and a girl walks in with a Google t shirt.

My dad leans in to me and whispers, "You should go ask that girl if she's 'searching' for you..."

Edit: told my dad about the turnout of this post during dinner and he told me he'd turn my Moto X phone into a Moto Ex phone if I kept using it during family meals. Looks like the fun never ends...

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Pick up line
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Best Pick Up line I know so far
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👤︎ u/bollister
📅︎ Jan 23 2018
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What did the perverted pumpkin use for his pick-up line?

Hey gourd-geous! Wanna go back to my place and squash?

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📅︎ Mar 26 2019
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Best "pick up line" imgur.com/kH4eE8e
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👤︎ u/reeegen
📅︎ Apr 06 2015
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As a professional wood sander, girls love my pick up lines...

I'm a smooth operator.

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📅︎ Feb 07 2019
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My Favorite Pick-Up Line imgur.com/bw9EVjM
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📅︎ Aug 05 2014
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Keyboard pick up line

I'm font of you bc you're my type ;) Ok don't kill me bye

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📅︎ Aug 06 2017
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Another Dad cut in front of me in the after school pick up line

It really pissed me off. So the next day I got there early and taught his kid how to ride a bike.

And you can never get that back

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📅︎ Jun 28 2018
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I'm sitting at Starbucks right now in awe of what just happened. I just witnessed a dad-joke pick-up line.

These two ladies (Around 50) were making small talk with this barista of the same age, when he said, "Why didn't you take your mask off?" to one of them. I guess they didn't know what he was talking about and just shrugged it off with an awkward laugh, then he landed it: "You went as a beauty-queen, right?"

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👤︎ u/AvenueMan
📅︎ Nov 01 2013
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What is a jack o lantern's favorite pick up line?

Darling, you look GOURD-EOUS!!

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📅︎ Jul 19 2017
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Best pick up line ever? imgur.com/44aBMGG
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👤︎ u/parth556
📅︎ May 10 2014
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Punny Pick Up Lines youtube.com/watch?v=p_Ibp…
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📅︎ Aug 25 2015
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Have you heard the new pick up line at the gay bar?

Can I push your stool in for you.

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👤︎ u/fatfletch
📅︎ Feb 07 2017
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My wife asked me to go pick up some second-hand baby clothes she bought on-line, tomorrow night.

"It's in the Heisenberg-street.", she said, "Do you know where that is?"

"No," I said, "but I know how fast you can go there."

She didn't get it.

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📅︎ Oct 15 2014
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Heard this dad pick-up line today

"Oh man, I'm jelly. "

"Hey jelly, I'm peanut butter"

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📅︎ Aug 12 2014
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My dad's pick-up line when he met my mom...

So, my mother is British, and my dad was studying in the UK (he's American) when they met.

Dad: So... do you have any American in you?

Mom: No..

Dad: Would you like one?

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📅︎ Dec 28 2013
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Dad pick-up line: Do you have sunburn?

Because I think your face is appealing.

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👤︎ u/Graavy
📅︎ Nov 05 2013
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