A precipitation award.
It was a far-thing!
He said "I'm blue, dab a D, dab a dye".
Poison IV.
They called it poison IV
But he came fifth and won a toaster.
I woudn't want to climb up the podium
Because freedom rings.
A.. psycho path!
She will chose the fourth prince: he's the most hand-some.
Another male in the coffin.
I can't wait to finally see 2020 tomorrow.
Just so I cover all the bassists.
A firequacker!
We call him ‘HIV’.
But have you wondered where the other 75% is?
It’s right after July 3rd
Cinnamon Toast Crunch-Time
(getting a jump on everyone posting May the Fourth be with you tommorrow)
My Grandfather passed it on to my dad who I picked it up from and now my son just looks at me. It works for almost everything.
-Anyone: "geez it's cold outside"
-me: "yeah it's not very warm either"
Or
-"look how small that car is" -"it's not very big either"
"I think that guy is sleeping over there" "Yeah, he's not very awake either"
So yeah, not the best, but it's somthing I constantly do whenever I can think of the opposite.
Blackadder: I spy, with my bored little eye... something beginning with "T".
Baldrick: Breakfast!
Blackadder: What?
Baldrick: My breakfast always begins with tea. Then I have a little sausage. Then a egg with some little soldiers.
Blackadder: Baldrick, when I said it begins with "T," I was talking about a letter.
Baldrick: No, it never begins with a letter! The postman don't come 'til 10:30!
After telling a joke, he'll have a little dialogue with himself like this:
Dad: [joke] Us: Ha ha, we get it dad. Dad: Haha I'm such a wit. Or at least half that.
I say "dialogue with himself" since he'll say this to nobody in particular/after we've left/as he's walking away. And I love him for it.
John came fifth and won a toaster.
John came fifth and won a toaster!
But John came fifth and got a toaster
Instead Tom came fifth and received a toaster
But John came fifth and ended up with a toaster.
...receive eternal life. But John came fifth and won a toaster.
