Fourth Of July Puns

A list of puns related to "Fourth Of July"

Why are there no knock knock jokes about the Fourth of July?

Because freedom rings.

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👤︎ u/gasoline-rainbows
📅︎ Jul 04 2020
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My boss said that an outdoor concert was fine this fourth of July celebration despite the forecast f rain...

Just so I cover all the bassists.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Feb 16 2020
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What do you call a duck on the Fourth of July?

A firequacker!

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👤︎ u/glucose-fructose
📅︎ Aug 21 2019
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Some people have off on July 4th. Fire does not. Fire works on the Fourth of July
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👤︎ u/PandaYoshi
📅︎ Jul 04 2019
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Happy Fourth of July!!!

But have you wondered where the other 75% is?

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👤︎ u/davekrawczyk
📅︎ Jul 04 2018
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Why aren't there any Independence Day knock knock jokes?

Cuz freedom rings!!

Happy Fourth of July guys!

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👤︎ u/peanucle
📅︎ Jul 04 2016
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My Dad just dropped the first dad joke that I've ever heard him say.

"What day is the Fourth if July on?" "It's on a.... Saturday." "No, it's not." "Yes it is. It's a week from tomorrow." "No it's not, it's on the fourth!"

I probably laughed a lot harder than I should have at it, but I'm proud of him.

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👤︎ u/Ganrokh
📅︎ Jun 26 2015
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Dad Joked by my Roommate

So I was having a late dinner with my roommate on the last day of our reading break, and we ended up on the topic of historical literacy. This is what followed:

RM: "When was the Declaration of Independence signed?"

Me: "1776."

RM: "Yeah, but specifically what was it signed on?"

Me: "Uh, The Fourth of July?"

RM: "No, it was signed on paper."

Needless to say, I double-facepalmed and finished my shake with that weird feeling you get after such a joke.

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👤︎ u/toastfan902
📅︎ Oct 22 2014
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My dad just laid this one on me (I live in Vienna)

Pops: Hey, do they have fourth of July over there in Austria?

Me: I don't really know

Pops: Well, it's probably on July fourth.

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👤︎ u/derpysnerp
📅︎ Jan 14 2014
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