they just finished a 31 day March.
I said, "Every year"
They just went through a grueling 31 day March.
He laughed and shouted, "Pilgrims!"
Unlike the grocery store, the clinic isn't adopting the "curbside pee-cup" system.
They just got done with a 31 day March!
I now wash my hands of all COVID-19-related April Fool's jokes.
For efficiency, send your kids to look for eggs that you haven’t hidden.
May tag. You are it.
Am a dad but never had an original thought before this so here's my first submission.
One April Fools eve, my wife went to bed early. Just shortly after 12:01am, I went in to bed. I noticed I woke her up and I immediately said, “Can you make the kids lunch?” She was so pissed at me and stormed out the bedroom only to find the kids lunch already made in the fridge! AAAAAppppprrrriiiilll FFFooooooolllllllllsss!!
Edit: Didn’t get laid that night.
... because I’ve just endured a 31 day March
Sorry if it was posted before.
They were literally born yesterday!
A horse was in a hurry to make a sandwich before the last day of the month of April but was missing one ingredient, as 12:01 rolled around, all the horse had to say was “May? Oh!” “Neighs”
Because they just finished a long 31 day march.
Is this a joke?
but Britian may never leave Europe.
Oh how I was such a fool for her.
... or you wont see a thing.
I guess that means I'm calling in Sikh.
I passed my co workers a note that said that they missed a call from "Mr. Baer," and attached the callback number as the direct line to the local zoo.
Played out like this - "Your local zoo, how can I help you?"
"yes, hello, I'd like to speak with Mr Baer..... facepalm I think I have the wrong number..."
Because April showers bring Mayflowers
...unfortunately, the Mayflower brought smallpox.
Because they just finished a March of 31 days.
One of the kids in my high school class was born on April's Fool and his dad missed his birth because when his mom called to say she was in labour he laughed and hung up on her.
Dad: No, it was just a normal prank
Our appointment was at 3, but she was running late. We had waited almost a half hour when she greeted us.
She said "I'm sorry, something unexpected came up."
To which I replied "Was it a pregnancy?"
... you thought it was going to be "Pligrims", didn't you? But no.
The answer is "smallpox"...
This morning my friend and I were exchanging conversation about what our dad's usually do to prank us on April 1st. My dad always calls and says he was in a horrible car accident and broke a limb. It's never funny, but he laughs and laughs so I go with it. My friends Dad however is a classic Dad-joke type of Dad. This year, my friend tells me: >Friend: My dad said Mr. Lion called for me
>Me: Mr. Lion eh?
>Friend: Yea he gave me a number to call, but I haven't called it yet.
>Me: I'll call!
I get the number from him, and the automated message service for the San Diego Zoo clicks on. It's pun-tastic, a fun, and non aggravating April Fools joke.
Bursts into room
"QUICK GET UP YOU'RE LATE FOR SCHOOL!"
"Yeah yeah, April fools, you got me."
"Haha, damn, thought i'd be able to scare you"
I had forgotten to set my alarm last night, it was 9am and i was actually late for school. My respect for my dad at least tripled today.
So I created a brochure for a fake camp that I will be sending my two boys off to. Link in the comments.
...but then I realized that it's July, so I say "Awww April has already passed!"
My dad says, "Oh, I didn't even know she was sick!"
She always wants lucky charms before school. I'll give her lucky charms
Because you've just finished a March of 31 days!
Me and my dad were just having a conversation. He mentioned that I'll be 21 in April. I was born on St. Patrick's Day, so I said, "Do you mean March?"
He said, "Oh yeah, March. But you'll be 21 in April, too."
and Mayflowers bring pilgrims.