If April showers bring May flowers. What do May flowers bring?

Pilgrims!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoalieMom53
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Why are so many people tired on April 1st?

they just finished a 31 day March.

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The bank man asked me my birthday. I said April 17. He said "Yes, What year?"

I said, "Every year"

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April showers bring may flowers
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fukurslf
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If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?

Pilgrims.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
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Found in the April 2020 Mod Newsletter
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Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?

They just went through a grueling 31 day March.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/million_monkeys
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It’s April 1st...

Happy April Flu’s Day!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
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What do you call a guy who posts a joke on April Fools

Banned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fidgey04
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My friend told us she made us some brownies. We opened the container, and it was full of brown E’s that said β€œApril Fools” on them...I’ve never been more disappointed in my life.
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Looking up at the calendar today, my son asked me, "If April showers bring may flowers, what do may flowers bring?" I answered, "I don't know, what?"

He laughed and shouted, "Pilgrims!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
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Will the quarantine end on April 30th?

Well, it May!

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The methadone clinic has cancelled urinalysis screenings for the rest of April

Unlike the grocery store, the clinic isn't adopting the "curbside pee-cup" system.

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Why were the soldiers so tired on April 1st?

They just got done with a 31 day March!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/getswole717
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It is April 2nd

I now wash my hands of all COVID-19-related April Fool's jokes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EmpireStrikes1st
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02
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What do you call a hammer bought in april 1st?

April tool

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πŸ‘€︎ u/9874123456
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Easter and April Fools’ are on the same day this year.

For efficiency, send your kids to look for eggs that you haven’t hidden.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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What did April say when playing tag in the laundry room?

May tag. You are it.


Am a dad but never had an original thought before this so here's my first submission.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyrax6
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April Fools

One April Fools eve, my wife went to bed early. Just shortly after 12:01am, I went in to bed. I noticed I woke her up and I immediately said, β€œCan you make the kids lunch?” She was so pissed at me and stormed out the bedroom only to find the kids lunch already made in the fridge! AAAAAppppprrrriiiilll FFFooooooolllllllllsss!!

Edit: Didn’t get laid that night.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThisDoodIce
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Why am I always so tired on 1st April ...

... because I’ve just endured a 31 day March

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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Can February March? April May.

Sorry if it was posted before.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lmnhat
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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April Fools
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheInfernoCheese
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I'm way, way too proud of my company's April Fool's bit: YOUcalyptusβ„’, a brand new brand by Sheets & Gigglesβ„’ imgur.com/gallery/JolTuiG
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SheetsGiggles
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My friend April is very playful, April laughs, April plays, and, of course,

April fools

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Babies born March 31st are the easiest to prank on April Fool’s

They were literally born yesterday!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/36chambersoffun
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April’s showers bring sad horses.

A horse was in a hurry to make a sandwich before the last day of the month of April but was missing one ingredient, as 12:01 rolled around, all the horse had to say was β€œMay? Oh!” β€œNeighs”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slothking666
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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Why was everyone so tired on April 1st?

Because they just finished a long 31 day march.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uhummmmmm
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

Pilgrims!

Get it?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BadAndNationwide
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2016
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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring?

Pilgrams

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BitterSnow333
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2018
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So April Fool's falls on a Monday this year.

Is this a joke?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomRulz
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What furry creature with big ears brings network connectivity to children on a particular Sunday every April?

The Ether-Bunny!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
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May may end before April.

but Britian may never leave Europe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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I remember this pretty girl named April. She always thought I was a joke.

Oh how I was such a fool for her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bbtehbuild
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2019
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Google on April fool's day πŸ™ƒ
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πŸ‘€︎ u/irrationalpii
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You really need to keep your eyes open on 4th of april

... or you wont see a thing.

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I recently converted religions and I'll be taking off April 14th in observation of Vaisakhi

I guess that means I'm calling in Sikh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Asmor
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Lenten season this year started on Valentine's day, ended on April Fools'. It's like a sweet, sappy love story that ended up being a joke.
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What are some of your favorite April Fools day pranks to play on friends/ SOs?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wilfork4f00d
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2018
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April fools joke 2014

I passed my co workers a note that said that they missed a call from "Mr. Baer," and attached the callback number as the direct line to the local zoo.

Played out like this - "Your local zoo, how can I help you?"

"yes, hello, I'd like to speak with Mr Baer..... facepalm I think I have the wrong number..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BugSTi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2014
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How do we know that it was a rainy April in 1620?

Because April showers bring Mayflowers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazytacoman4
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What are often given at spa's after april ?

A may-ssage

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πŸ‘€︎ u/datdragonfruittho
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2018
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If April showers bring may flowers, what does a may flower bring?

Pilgrims

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LovelessMotel
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March for Science. wtf. It's April and you are late. marchforscience.com/event…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoBeefy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2017
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April showers bring May flowers...

...unfortunately, the Mayflower brought smallpox.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Baikeru
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2016
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Why is everyone so tired on April 1?

Because they just finished a March of 31 days.

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So he was born on April Fool's Day

One of the kids in my high school class was born on April's Fool and his dad missed his birth because when his mom called to say she was in labour he laughed and hung up on her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hoximor
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Son: Dad, was this all an April Fool's prank?

Dad: No, it was just a normal prank

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rebane2001
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My wife's due in April, we had an appointment with a genetic counselor

Our appointment was at 3, but she was running late. We had waited almost a half hour when she greeted us.

She said "I'm sorry, something unexpected came up."

To which I replied "Was it a pregnancy?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weeple2000
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2016
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A bit late, but I dadjoked my dad for April Fools.

http://imgur.com/a/nJiFL

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EachPeachRedRum
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April showers bring May flowers. What do May flowers bring?

... you thought it was going to be "Pligrims", didn't you? But no.

The answer is "smallpox"...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LyndsySimon
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2016
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A Dad-tastic April Fools joke

This morning my friend and I were exchanging conversation about what our dad's usually do to prank us on April 1st. My dad always calls and says he was in a horrible car accident and broke a limb. It's never funny, but he laughs and laughs so I go with it. My friends Dad however is a classic Dad-joke type of Dad. This year, my friend tells me: >Friend: My dad said Mr. Lion called for me

>Me: Mr. Lion eh?

>Friend: Yea he gave me a number to call, but I haven't called it yet.

>Me: I'll call!

I get the number from him, and the automated message service for the San Diego Zoo clicks on. It's pun-tastic, a fun, and non aggravating April Fools joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jaszune
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2015
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Copped this classic April fools prank from dad this morning.

Bursts into room

"QUICK GET UP YOU'RE LATE FOR SCHOOL!"

"Yeah yeah, April fools, you got me."

"Haha, damn, thought i'd be able to scare you"

I had forgotten to set my alarm last night, it was 9am and i was actually late for school. My respect for my dad at least tripled today.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/owchies
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Pranking my kids for April Fools [OC]

So I created a brochure for a fake camp that I will be sending my two boys off to. Link in the comments.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pyr0teknix
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2014
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I just thought of a really good April Fool's prank....

...but then I realized that it's July, so I say "Awww April has already passed!"

My dad says, "Oh, I didn't even know she was sick!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HaHaHarls
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2014
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My first attempt at April fools with my daughter.

She always wants lucky charms before school. I'll give her lucky charms

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Knowakennedy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2015
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Why are you always so tired at the beginnin of April?

Because you've just finished a March of 31 days!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nomsfud
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2014
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I'll be 21 in April.

Me and my dad were just having a conversation. He mentioned that I'll be 21 in April. I was born on St. Patrick's Day, so I said, "Do you mean March?"

He said, "Oh yeah, March. But you'll be 21 in April, too."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/inevitabled34th
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2014
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If April Showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

Pilgrims.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/masterdebater777
πŸ“…︎ May 25
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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring?

Pilgrims

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karlinsven
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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April showers, bring May flowers what do May flowers bring?

PILGRIMS!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LaughingHyena12
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

Pilgrims

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garboooge
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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If April showers bring May flowers. What do May flowers bring?

Pilgrims.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_serioussam
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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April showers bring may flowers. What do may flowers bring?

Pilgrims

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trololol456
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2019
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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

Pilgrims.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IAmWill13
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2019
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If April Showers Bring May Flowers, What do May Flowers Bring?

Pilgrims

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πŸ‘€︎ u/officialmondoria
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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If April showers bring May flowers, then what do May flowers bring?

Pilgrims

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mitchesthesedayz
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2018
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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

Pilgrims.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FluffyEskimo
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2017
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April showers bring May flowers...

and Mayflowers bring pilgrims.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stikine
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2014
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April showers bring May flowers...

But May flowers bring...Pilgrims

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nocsyn
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