If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
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April Fools Jokes donβt get any big laughs in Hawaii.
They only get a low βHaβ.
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︎ Apr 01 2021
I'm going swimming on April 1st
I call it April Pools Day.
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︎ Apr 02 2021
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︎ Mar 30 2021
Doris Day had a sneaky friend named April.
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︎ Apr 01 2021
I really need to stop looking at the internet today. Everything seems to be an April Fool's gag.
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︎ Apr 01 2021
Why are so many people tired on April 1st?
they just finished a 31 day March.
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︎ Apr 01 2020
If April has May like weather then what does May weather brings?
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︎ Nov 27 2020
The bank man asked me my birthday. I said April 17. He said "Yes, What year?"
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︎ May 23 2020
April showers bring may flowers
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︎ May 18 2020
Easter and April Foolsβ are on the same day this year.
For efficiency, send your kids to look for eggs that you havenβt hidden.
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︎ Mar 31 2018
Found in the April 2020 Mod Newsletter
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︎ May 05 2020
What do you call a guy who posts a joke on April Fools
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︎ May 01 2020
Looking up at the calendar today, my son asked me, "If April showers bring may flowers, what do may flowers bring?" I answered, "I don't know, what?"
He laughed and shouted, "Pilgrims!"
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︎ May 01 2020
Will the quarantine end on April 30th?
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︎ Apr 11 2020
The methadone clinic has cancelled urinalysis screenings for the rest of April
Unlike the grocery store, the clinic isn't adopting the "curbside pee-cup" system.
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︎ Apr 07 2020
It is April 2nd
I now wash my hands of all COVID-19-related April Fool's jokes.
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︎ Apr 02 2020
What do you call a hammer bought in april 1st?
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︎ Jan 23 2020
What did April say when playing tag in the laundry room?
May tag. You are it.
Am a dad but never had an original thought before this so here's my first submission.
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︎ Nov 26 2019
April Fools
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︎ Apr 01 2019
I'm way, way too proud of my company's April Fool's bit: YOUcalyptusβ’, a brand new brand by Sheets & Gigglesβ’
imgur.com/gallery/JolTuiG
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︎ Apr 01 2019
April Fools
One April Fools eve, my wife went to bed early. Just shortly after 12:01am, I went in to bed. I noticed I woke her up and I immediately said, βCan you make the kids lunch?β She was so pissed at me and stormed out the bedroom only to find the kids lunch already made in the fridge! AAAAAppppprrrriiiilll FFFooooooolllllllllsss!!
Edit: Didnβt get laid that night.
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︎ Nov 22 2019
My friend April is very playful, April laughs, April plays, and, of course,
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︎ Apr 01 2019
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
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︎ May 03 2021
If April showers bring May flowers, What do May flowers bring?
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︎ Apr 02 2021
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
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︎ Apr 13 2021
If April showers bring May flowers, then what do May flowers bring?
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︎ Apr 07 2021
If April showers bring may flowers what do may flowers bring?
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︎ Mar 09 2021
If April showers bring May flowers, then what do May flowers bring?
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︎ Nov 18 2020
If April showers bring May flowers. What do May flowers bring?
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︎ Jul 13 2020
Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?
They just went through a grueling 31 day March.
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︎ Mar 31 2020
If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?
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︎ May 07 2020
Itβs April 1st...
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︎ Apr 01 2020
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
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︎ Mar 23 2019
Why were the soldiers so tired on April 1st?
They just got done with a 31 day March!
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︎ Apr 01 2020
Too bad I donβt have an April fools joke
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︎ Apr 01 2020
If April showers bring May flowers. What do May flowers bring?
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︎ May 19 2019
If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring?
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︎ Nov 15 2019
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
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︎ Apr 01 2016
April showers, bring May flowers what do May flowers bring?
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︎ Oct 07 2019
Why am I always so tired on 1st April ...
... because Iβve just endured a 31 day March
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︎ Oct 14 2019
If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring?
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︎ Apr 07 2018
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
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︎ Feb 26 2019
April showers bring may flowers. What do may flowers bring?
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︎ Jun 23 2019
If April Showers Bring May Flowers, What do May Flowers Bring?
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