If April showers bring May flowers then what do May flowers bring?
Why do native Americans hate the month April
Cause April showers bring May flowers and mayflowers bring white people.
I’ll be a dad in April, and I just pulled this one on my wife:
We had just started watching The Conjuring and I said, “James Wan directed this. Do you know who his younger brother is?”
“No.”
“James Two!”
You know what happened to my butcher after he didn't sell any pig products for the entire month of April?
What do you call it when a pro golfer's watch breaks in the middle of a PGA tournament held in early April?
A timeless masters piece.
Keanu Reeves lost all the April Fools Jokes!
Luckily he found the May tricks.
(oc unless someone else thought of it already, in which case I'm 22yrs too late as usual)
Why is April always tired?
Because April comes after march.
Why do people feel tired on 1st April ?
Because it comes just after the long March.
Can February March? No, but April May.
April Fools Jokes don’t get any big laughs in Hawaii.
They only get a low ‘Ha’.
I'm going swimming on April 1st
I call it April Pools Day.
I really need to stop looking at the internet today. Everything seems to be an April Fool's gag.
Why are so many people tired on April 1st?
they just finished a 31 day March.
Easter and April Fools’ are on the same day this year.
For efficiency, send your kids to look for eggs that you haven’t hidden.
The bank man asked me my birthday. I said April 17. He said "Yes, What year?"
If April has May like weather then what does May weather brings?
April showers bring may flowers
Found in the April 2020 Mod Newsletter
What do you call a guy who posts a joke on April Fools
Looking up at the calendar today, my son asked me, "If April showers bring may flowers, what do may flowers bring?" I answered, "I don't know, what?"
He laughed and shouted, "Pilgrims!"
Will the quarantine end on April 30th?
The methadone clinic has cancelled urinalysis screenings for the rest of April
Unlike the grocery store, the clinic isn't adopting the "curbside pee-cup" system.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
Thank my mom for this gut-punch of a groaner!
If April Showers bring May Flowers. Then what do May Flowers bring?
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
If April showers bring May flowers, What do May flowers bring?
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
If April showers bring May flowers, then what do May flowers bring?
If April showers bring may flowers what do may flowers bring?
If April showers bring May flowers, then what do May flowers bring?
Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?
They just went through a grueling 31 day March.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?
If April showers bring May flowers. What do May flowers bring?
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
If April showers bring May flowers. What do May flowers bring?
If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring?
Why were the soldiers so tired on April 1st?
They just got done with a 31 day March!
April showers, bring May flowers what do May flowers bring?
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