If April showers bring may flowers what do may flowers bring?

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If April has May like weather then what does May weather brings?

A BOXING MATCH

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πŸ‘€︎ u/doom_dodo
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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Why are so many people tired on April 1st?

they just finished a 31 day March.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JaimesGotAGun
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2020
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The bank man asked me my birthday. I said April 17. He said "Yes, What year?"

I said, "Every year"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigDCanuck
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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April showers bring may flowers
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fukurslf
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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Found in the April 2020 Mod Newsletter
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πŸ‘€︎ u/liltrigger
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2020
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What do you call a guy who posts a joke on April Fools

Banned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fidgey04
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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Easter and April Fools’ are on the same day this year.

For efficiency, send your kids to look for eggs that you haven’t hidden.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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Looking up at the calendar today, my son asked me, "If April showers bring may flowers, what do may flowers bring?" I answered, "I don't know, what?"

He laughed and shouted, "Pilgrims!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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Will the quarantine end on April 30th?

Well, it May!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InkIcan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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The methadone clinic has cancelled urinalysis screenings for the rest of April

Unlike the grocery store, the clinic isn't adopting the "curbside pee-cup" system.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saltoftree
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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It is April 2nd

I now wash my hands of all COVID-19-related April Fool's jokes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EmpireStrikes1st
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2020
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What do you call a hammer bought in april 1st?

April tool

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πŸ‘€︎ u/9874123456
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2020
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What did April say when playing tag in the laundry room?

May tag. You are it.


Am a dad but never had an original thought before this so here's my first submission.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyrax6
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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April Fools

One April Fools eve, my wife went to bed early. Just shortly after 12:01am, I went in to bed. I noticed I woke her up and I immediately said, β€œCan you make the kids lunch?” She was so pissed at me and stormed out the bedroom only to find the kids lunch already made in the fridge! AAAAAppppprrrriiiilll FFFooooooolllllllllsss!!

Edit: Didn’t get laid that night.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThisDoodIce
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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April Fools
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheInfernoCheese
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2019
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I'm way, way too proud of my company's April Fool's bit: YOUcalyptusβ„’, a brand new brand by Sheets & Gigglesβ„’ imgur.com/gallery/JolTuiG
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SheetsGiggles
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2019
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Can February March? April May.

Sorry if it was posted before.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lmnhat
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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My friend April is very playful, April laughs, April plays, and, of course,

April fools

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Babies born March 31st are the easiest to prank on April Fool’s

They were literally born yesterday!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/36chambersoffun
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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April’s showers bring sad horses.

A horse was in a hurry to make a sandwich before the last day of the month of April but was missing one ingredient, as 12:01 rolled around, all the horse had to say was β€œMay? Oh!” β€œNeighs”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slothking666
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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So April Fool's falls on a Monday this year.

Is this a joke?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2019
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Google on April fool's day πŸ™ƒ
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πŸ‘€︎ u/irrationalpii
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2018
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What furry creature with big ears brings network connectivity to children on a particular Sunday every April?

The Ether-Bunny!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
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May may end before April.

but Britian may never leave Europe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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I remember this pretty girl named April. She always thought I was a joke.

Oh how I was such a fool for her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bbtehbuild
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2019
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If April showers bring May flowers, then what do May flowers bring?

Pilgrims

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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If April showers bring May flowers. What do May flowers bring?

Pilgrims!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoalieMom53
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?

Pilgrims.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?

They just went through a grueling 31 day March.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/million_monkeys
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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It’s April 1st...

Happy April Flu’s Day!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2020
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If April Showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

Pilgrims.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/masterdebater777
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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Why were the soldiers so tired on April 1st?

They just got done with a 31 day March!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/getswole717
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2020
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Too bad I don’t have an April fools joke

APRIL FOOLS!!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lordofcin_2
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2020
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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

Pilgrims

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garboooge
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring?

Pilgrims

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karlinsven
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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If April showers bring May flowers. What do May flowers bring?

Pilgrims.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_serioussam
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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April showers, bring May flowers what do May flowers bring?

PILGRIMS!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LaughingHyena12
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

Pilgrims!

Get it?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BadAndNationwide
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2016
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Why am I always so tired on 1st April ...

... because I’ve just endured a 31 day March

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

Pilgrims.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IAmWill13
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2019
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April showers bring may flowers. What do may flowers bring?

Pilgrims

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trololol456
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2019
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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring?

Pilgrams

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BitterSnow333
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2018
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If April Showers Bring May Flowers, What do May Flowers Bring?

Pilgrims

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πŸ‘€︎ u/officialmondoria
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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Why was everyone so tired on April 1st?

Because they just finished a long 31 day march.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uhummmmmm
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
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If April showers bring May flowers, then what do May flowers bring?

Pilgrims

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mitchesthesedayz
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