If April showers bring may flowers what do may flowers bring?
If April has May like weather then what does May weather brings?
Why are so many people tired on April 1st?
they just finished a 31 day March.
The bank man asked me my birthday. I said April 17. He said "Yes, What year?"
April showers bring may flowers
Found in the April 2020 Mod Newsletter
What do you call a guy who posts a joke on April Fools
Easter and April Fools’ are on the same day this year.
For efficiency, send your kids to look for eggs that you haven’t hidden.
Looking up at the calendar today, my son asked me, "If April showers bring may flowers, what do may flowers bring?" I answered, "I don't know, what?"
He laughed and shouted, "Pilgrims!"
Will the quarantine end on April 30th?
The methadone clinic has cancelled urinalysis screenings for the rest of April
Unlike the grocery store, the clinic isn't adopting the "curbside pee-cup" system.
It is April 2nd
I now wash my hands of all COVID-19-related April Fool's jokes.
What do you call a hammer bought in april 1st?
What did April say when playing tag in the laundry room?
May tag. You are it.
Am a dad but never had an original thought before this so here's my first submission.
April Fools
One April Fools eve, my wife went to bed early. Just shortly after 12:01am, I went in to bed. I noticed I woke her up and I immediately said, “Can you make the kids lunch?” She was so pissed at me and stormed out the bedroom only to find the kids lunch already made in the fridge! AAAAAppppprrrriiiilll FFFooooooolllllllllsss!!
Edit: Didn’t get laid that night.
I'm way, way too proud of my company's April Fool's bit: YOUcalyptus™, a brand new brand by Sheets & Giggles™
imgur.com/gallery/JolTuiG
Can February March? April May.
Sorry if it was posted before.
My friend April is very playful, April laughs, April plays, and, of course,
Babies born March 31st are the easiest to prank on April Fool’s
They were literally born yesterday!
April’s showers bring sad horses.
A horse was in a hurry to make a sandwich before the last day of the month of April but was missing one ingredient, as 12:01 rolled around, all the horse had to say was “May? Oh!” “Neighs”
So April Fool's falls on a Monday this year.
Google on April fool's day 🙃
What furry creature with big ears brings network connectivity to children on a particular Sunday every April?
May may end before April.
but Britian may never leave Europe.
I remember this pretty girl named April. She always thought I was a joke.
Oh how I was such a fool for her.
If April showers bring May flowers, then what do May flowers bring?
If April showers bring May flowers. What do May flowers bring?
If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?
Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?
They just went through a grueling 31 day March.
If April Showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Why were the soldiers so tired on April 1st?
They just got done with a 31 day March!
Too bad I don’t have an April fools joke
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring?
If April showers bring May flowers. What do May flowers bring?
April showers, bring May flowers what do May flowers bring?
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Why am I always so tired on 1st April ...
... because I’ve just endured a 31 day March
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
April showers bring may flowers. What do may flowers bring?
If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring?
If April Showers Bring May Flowers, What do May Flowers Bring?
Why was everyone so tired on April 1st?
Because they just finished a long 31 day march.
If April showers bring May flowers, then what do May flowers bring?
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