41 Hilarious February Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Can February March?

No, but April May

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👤︎ u/_ivy_ally

📅︎ Nov 28 2020

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My son asked me whether February could March.

I replied “No, but April may!”

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👤︎ u/Fehlurian_

📅︎ Jun 12 2020

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To all the hardworking men who park our cars on February 14 instead of being with their girlfriends...

Happy Valetntine’s day!

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👤︎ u/dubaidadjokes

📅︎ Jan 30 2020

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A girl I met online thought February had 30 days.

It must be hard for her to date.

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👤︎ u/Chanureadeats

📅︎ Feb 27 2020

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Today is the longest February I can remember....

In the last 4 years.

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👤︎ u/bringbackwestrenbbq

📅︎ Feb 29 2020

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February 29

Today is just too extra.

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👤︎ u/within_kamath23

📅︎ Feb 28 2020

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If january threw a parade would february march?

no but april may!

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👤︎ u/invertedparadoxxx

📅︎ Jan 14 2020

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If Fortnite ever gets a sequel, it should be called February

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👤︎ u/CeleryHunter143

📅︎ Jul 09 2019

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My gay friend was born February 2nd

She’s an Aqueerius

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👤︎ u/Wicked_And_Divine

📅︎ Oct 04 2019

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6 years ago today on my birthday. The Baltimore Ravens have won two Super Bowls, both on February 3rd. All a Baltimore boy would like for his cake day is some purple fever! I believe #20 intercepted Colin's ball hence "Ed Reads". I crack myself up.

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👤︎ u/717to321

📅︎ Feb 03 2019

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February 22nd 2022 (2/22/22) is going to be a Tuesday

or shall I say Two'sday...

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👤︎ u/bary3000

📅︎ Nov 25 2016

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In February 1989, dogs were banned from the White House until January 1993.

They kept peeing on the Bushes and chasing the Quayles.

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👤︎ u/SilverStryfe

📅︎ Dec 17 2016

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My parents are going to visit South Korea for 2 weeks in February

This Valentine's Day, your mom will be my Seoulmate

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👤︎ u/blaracarton

📅︎ Jan 29 2014

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Can February March?

No but April May

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👤︎ u/vamplestat666

📅︎ Dec 21 2020

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Can February March?

No, but April May.

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👤︎ u/OtherwiseKnownAsSam

📅︎ Aug 23 2020

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Can February March?

No, but April May!

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👤︎ u/A_SarcasticEditor

📅︎ Aug 27 2020

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Can February March ?

No but April May

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👤︎ u/moe87b

📅︎ Sep 15 2020

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Can February March?

No, but April May.

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👤︎ u/habsfan1112

📅︎ Feb 23 2020

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Can February March?

No, but April May.

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👤︎ u/TheSketchiest

📅︎ Apr 10 2020

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Can February march?

No, but April may.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot

📅︎ Oct 31 2019

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Can February march?

No, but April may.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot

📅︎ Nov 17 2019

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Can February march?

No, but April may.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot

📅︎ Nov 10 2019

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Can February march?

No, but April may.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot

📅︎ Oct 27 2019

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Can February march?

No, but April may.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot

📅︎ Nov 18 2019

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Can February march?

No, but April may.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot

📅︎ Nov 16 2019

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Can February March?

No, but April May

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👤︎ u/RayInRed

📅︎ Sep 05 2019

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Can February march?

No, but April may

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👤︎ u/woodisis

📅︎ Aug 19 2019

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Can February March?

Can February March? No, but April May.

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👤︎ u/CJRedbeard

📅︎ Mar 08 2019

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Can February March?

No, but April May.

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👤︎ u/kickypie

📅︎ Jul 03 2019

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Can February March?

No, but April May

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👤︎ u/Cindy-001

📅︎ Feb 09 2018

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Can February March?

No, but April May.

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👤︎ u/PepethyMeme

📅︎ Mar 13 2019

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Can February March?

No, but April May

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👤︎ u/Le_Daft_Knight

📅︎ Jun 07 2016

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Can February March?

No, but April May.

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👤︎ u/alewser

📅︎ Jan 05 2019

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Do you know if February can March?

No, but April May.

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👤︎ u/Cheshyyy

📅︎ Mar 02 2019

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Can February March?

No, but April May...

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👤︎ u/TheCoolestCaz

📅︎ Sep 23 2018

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Does February march?

No, but April may.

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👤︎ u/casd82

📅︎ Mar 17 2017

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Can february march?

No, but april may.

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👤︎ u/v_cleaner

📅︎ Sep 17 2015

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Can February march?

No but april may.

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👤︎ u/themannamedme

📅︎ Jul 09 2016

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Can February March?

No, but April May!

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👤︎ u/yoquiero

📅︎ Feb 17 2017

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Can February march?

No, but April may.

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👤︎ u/gt0t

📅︎ Jan 22 2017

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Can February March?

No, but April May.

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👤︎ u/JDogg_of_RS

📅︎ Aug 17 2016

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