He can cast at a 4th grade level
Do they have July 4th in Great Britain?
Why do they call the Engineer living at 4th Lane "Robert"?
Because his name was "Robert"
What happens when you break the 4th wall?
The ceiling will fall and crush you.
This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for a school play. He earned a part and went home to tell his father.
His father was really proud of him. So his father asks what part did you get?
He replies I got the part of a man who has been married for 25 years.
His father congratulated him. And then he said “That’s good son, maybe next time you’ll get a talking role!”
Given social distancing regulations, a ton of condiment companies are being forced to cancel July 4th campaigns like sponsored concerts, where they planned to hand out signature color sunglasses to attendees.
Bad idea, Heinz-Sight 2020.
I think when this pandemic is over with, we need to have a day to celebrate truckers, for keeping the country running throughout all this. Maybe October 4th?
I asked the driver if this ride would take me to 4th Street in St.Louis, Missouri.
Does England have a 4th of July?
Of coarse they do, it doesn’t jump from July 3rd to July 5th.
Some people enjoy a day off on the 4th of July.
But not fire. . . . . Fire works on 4th of July.
I was just chillin by the pool on the 4th of July with my 11 yr old. I told him I got a little Sun...
And then you had a growth spurt.
It took him a few minutes...
Not everyone has Happy 4th of July.
Every year on July 4th a group of ants get together inside a pen and have a dancing party.
It's "In the Pen Dance Day"!
My sister and I were making a pie for the 4th of July
After making it, we opened the fridge to cool it. After being unable to find space for it, I suggested we move the steaks that my mom is saving for dinner. As we put them on a higher shelf, I looked at her and said “The steaks have been raised”
May the 4th be with you.
May the 5th be Cinco de Mayo.
My 4th grade teacher was a bubble gum Nazi
The USA turns 241 years old this July 4th...
... which means that it will go back to being indivisible
May the 4th be with you for today, but remember....
Tomorrow will be Revenge of the 5th
Today is my son’s 4th birthday, I was told you might appreciate my post.
Selling fireworks around the 4th of July must be a booming industry
'Fire works' sign on the 4th of July at the Fanny Bay trail (Osceola forest, FL)
What did the tutor call the 4th year art student's work?
What makes October 4th such an agreeable day?
When Marky Mark talks straight to the camera, he’s breaking the 4th Wahlberg.
My girlfriend and I broke up on July 4th.
I guess that’s why they call it Independence Day
A 4th of July riddle:
What’s the difference between George Washington and a duck?
One has his face on a bill and the other has a bill on his face.
Be safe this holiday and have a great weekend !!!
Bonus question from my math test in 4th grade: What did the seed say when it grew up?
My dad came up to me and said, “your mom and I have been married for so long, we are on our 4th bottle of bitters”
Every year my town has a 4th of July track meet during the day, and any age can compete. My geologist dad, heavy set and not ready to compete, entered the mile and obviously did poorly, but he crossed the finish line, gave me a shit-eating grin and said:
"......gneiss guys finish last."
The Red House is 4th from the left, and the Blue House is 8th from the right. Where's the White House?
You really need to keep your eyes open on 4th of april
... or you wont see a thing.
4th of July joke
Did you hear about the firecracker that wouldn't explode?
It refused
My dad said that he got divorced on the 4th of July.
He got the paperwork on the 2nd and waited to sign until the 4th because it's "Independence day"
for the 4th of july, here's a little known america fact: did you know that as the national bird, there’s a whole list of things that you can’t do to an eagle under federal law?
obviously you can't kill one, but you also can't relocate one from where it's living, cause an eagle nest to come to any harm, and the oddest part, as i'm not sure how they'd even track this, is there's even a bit in the law about infecting them with any communicable diseases?
but i suppose there's really no way around that being ill eagle
Saw 4 baby birds in a nest, 3 were close together beaks wide open and squawking for attention. The 4th was off to the side beak closed head down..
I'm no bird expert but I'm guessing 3 females and 1 male.
Some people enjoy a day off on the 4th of July....
But not fire....fire works on the 4th of July
Why was fire sad on July 4th?
Because fire works on July 4th
Everyone has the 4th of July off except fire
Fireworks on the 4th of July
Selling fireworks around the 4th of July must be a really...
Some people have off on July 4th. Fire does not. Fire works on the Fourth of July
Some people enjoy a day off on the 4th of July, except for fire
Fire works on the 4th of July
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