Dad: thatβs odd, it felt hotter than that.
Because thereβs a Shortstop in between!
King Philip III
He was rolling in the deep friar.
She hated the chews
I was deserted
You could say itβs a step down.
She's related to me, my wife, and her 2 sisters.
Anyway the joke I made tonight-
My in-laws had to the 2 older girls while we were at the hospital, and got home tonight. I looked down and realized I had a hole in one of my socks, and said "guess it's time to throw this one away."
My father in law said, "yeah. I've been getting holes in my socks and have been throwing them away, too."
I said, "Left and right?"
"Why the long face?"
Why are giraffes necks so long? Because their heads are so far away from their bodies.
Dad: all day long!
This one has been goin strong for 25 years
Me: Donating to 3rd world countries does not always have good effects. It can hurt the local economy. Like if a local guy sells shoes and you donate shoes your hurting him.
Dad: Are you saying people should do some sole searching before donating?
And he said, "you'll be the 6th wheel, me, you, and the 4 on my car."
What's wrong, you okay?
Yeah, I'm fine. It's just this damned escalator. It's really letting me down.
Got the whole eye-roll along with the sigh & groan.
Because there is a shortstop in between.
Because thereβs a Shortstop in between!
Because thereβs a Shortstop in between!
Because thereβs a short stop between 2nd and 3rd
Because thereβs a shortstop.
