Breaking news: An Army battalion led by Miss Muffet fails to reach Syria.

Apparently there were Kurds in her way.

πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
🚨︎ report
My grandfather was his army battalion's mime during WW2.

He doesn't like to talk about it.

πŸ‘︎ 18
πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
🚨︎ report
What do you call a battalion of gurus?

Positive Reinforcements

πŸ‘︎ 8
πŸ‘€︎ u/Nimja_
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2016
🚨︎ report
The anthill was up for its regular winter stockpiling preparations...

... The queen ant had had the ants organized into battalions specialized to collect specific items. So the sugar ants were to collect sugar, jaggery ants jaggery, cereal ants cereals, and so on. However, all were given a strict instruction - nobody was to take even a single pea from humans in any case. Why? The queen didn't want a peas-ant revolution happening.

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2017
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.