3rd Grade Puns

I spent Valentine's Day eating my meat.

She hated the chews

Why are giraffes necks so long? Because their heads are so far away from their bodies.

Beer nuts are $1.47, deer nuts are under a buck.

Made this joke up in the 3rd grade (you can't tell by the pricing). I'm very old now. Still a winner.

"Oh yeah you're Eye-rish"

I made this up in 3rd grade but still thinks its funny

So, it's service week at my school and I decided to serve locally at a nearby elementary school. I was assigned to a 3rd grade class. On the second day, the whole class was setting up Google Classroom, and after completing it, one of the little buggers looked at me said with a huge smile

"I'm done!"

Being a man of culture, I naturally responded with

"Hi Done! I'm [Dakkadence]."

The little girl looked at me, groaned, and facepalmed. She whined

"That's my dad's joke!"

With kids getting such an upbringing, I'm slowly regaining my faith for the next generation.

Edit: A word.

Dad: So what grade are you in? Kid: I'm in 3rd grade. Dad: Ah 3rd grade, the best 4 years of my life.