I have a friend with no social skills and a Ph.D in the history of palindromes.

I call him Dr. Awkward.

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To the person who stole my glasses

I will find you, I have contacts

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Belated Holiday Dadjoke

An international chess tournament was taking place at a hotel in New York. Grandmasters from all around the world came to compete. As things were getting underway, everyone gathered in the hotel's lobby to socialize and brag about their skills. All of a sudden, the hotel manager bursts out and orders everyone to leave. The players ask why, and he responds:

"I don't like chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."

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