What bird has the worst manners?

A mocking bird

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πŸ‘€︎ u/29thattempt
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What do you call a Wookie with bad table manners?

Chewtalka

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crimson470
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2021
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Obi-Wan is tired of teaching Luke dinner table manners

Luke: eating with hands, spilling dinner everywhere

Obi-Wan: Use the fork, Luke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Esmeralda_i
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2021
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Which prehistoric reptile had the best manners?

The Please-iosaur.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gigadanman
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Three guys: Shutup, Manners and Poop are speeding down a road

They crash and Poop falls out. Shutup runs to the nearby police station asking for help. A policeman asks β€œWhat’s your name?” β€œShutup” β€œExcuse me? Where are your manners?” the policeman replies β€œOut on the road scraping up Poop!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BirdieA
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2021
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There was a fire at the yodeling school. Everyone was asked to exit in an orderly orderly orderly manner
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ohsureyoudo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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What do you call a British guy when he has good manners, bad hygiene, and an affinity for word play?

PunGent

Tried posting in Dad jokes sub and I guess it was the wrong place for a triple pun.

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Which of Santa's reindeer needs to mind his manners the most ?

Rudeolph.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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It's good to have bed manners
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2018
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What comes before thunder and knows its manners?

A polightning

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kaze_no_saga
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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Foal manners
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HemperorSean
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2019
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There were 3 guys, Shutup, Manners, and Crap.

They were walking across the road one day and Crap fell down, so Shutup went to get help. He comes across a policeman and he asks Shutup, "What's your name?"

He replies, "Shutup".

The policeman :"Hey, where are you manners?!"

Shutup says, "Outside on the road picking up crap"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DillBourne
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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Don't expect good manners from a rude Frenchman.

They show no merci.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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I was teaching my daughter manners and telling her why it's impolite to fart next to people when I realized

I was giving her a toot-orial

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2017
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What do you call a monster with great manners?

Thankenstien...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honeyruinmusic
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2018
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What did the Vulcan manner’s teacher say to his students?

Live long and proper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebluebox3
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2018
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What do you call an elongated fish with excellent manners?

...Genteel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LogiWan
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2016
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Dad calls me up and tells me, "On this October 21, 2015, I see most of the people with bad manners are gone ...

... we're Back to the Few Churls."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jlking3
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2015
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What bird has the worst manners?

A mockingbird

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BHarcade
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2021
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What do you call a man when he has good manners, bad hygiene, and an affinity for word play.

Pungent.

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