Chewtalka
Luke: eating with hands, spilling dinner everywhere
Obi-Wan: Use the fork, Luke
The Please-iosaur.
They crash and Poop falls out. Shutup runs to the nearby police station asking for help. A policeman asks “What’s your name?” “Shutup” “Excuse me? Where are your manners?” the policeman replies “Out on the road scraping up Poop!”
PunGent
Tried posting in Dad jokes sub and I guess it was the wrong place for a triple pun.
Rudeolph.
A polightning
They were walking across the road one day and Crap fell down, so Shutup went to get help. He comes across a policeman and he asks Shutup, "What's your name?"
He replies, "Shutup".
The policeman :"Hey, where are you manners?!"
Shutup says, "Outside on the road picking up crap"
They show no merci.
I was giving her a toot-orial
Thankenstien...
Live long and proper.
...Genteel.
... we're Back to the Few Churls."
Pungent.
