4th of July joke

Did you hear about the firecracker that wouldn't explode?

It refused

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👤︎ u/Murphy223
📅︎ Jun 27 2018
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Too soon, bad taste, couldn't help myself (4th of July Dad Joke)

We're talking about that poor guy who passed on after accidentally lighting fireworks attached to his head on the 4th.

My wife: "I mean, what do you even say that guy's funeral?"

Me: "Well, at least he went out with a bang."

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👤︎ u/camram07
📅︎ Jul 13 2015
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4th of July Dad Joke

We had bought some snake fireworks for my two year old to look at. Our driveway was wet from all of the rain we were getting. We found a piece of wood to lay down so the fireworks didn't get wet. That's when I said "Look! It's snakes on a plank!"

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👤︎ u/Kmo78
📅︎ Jul 05 2016
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Dad-joked my friend about the 4th of July

My friends were talking about what they were doing for the 4th of July and we were all going out of town except for one friend. She said "I'll be here, holding down the fort."

"You mean holding down the 4th?"

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📅︎ Jun 13 2014
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Back from Egypt.

My dad came back from Egypt and we are celebrating the 4th of July. At a bbq we were eating lunch with the neighborhood. And somebody was joking about denail being great to my dad. Neighbor dad: 'well denial solves a lot of problems hahaha.'

Dad: I just came back from Egypt and I'll tell you da'NILE is pretty great!'

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👤︎ u/crispyjay
📅︎ Jul 04 2014
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