Somewhere, between murder, and suicide........
There is a place called Merseyside - Milton Jones at the Apollo live
Somewhere a cat is mad at me
Cory Booker must have a hidden family somewhere...
... If he's out there using dadjokes like this: https://i.imgur.com/R6WrI5t.jpg
grandpa told me: "if a door closes somewhere, another opens
he was a really bad cabinet maker...
What do you call a group of people under 18 years old going somewhere?
I had to choose between three cats. The first was super affectionate, like a dog. The second prefers to be alone all the time. I picked the third, whose personality is somewhere in between.
I named him Meat Loaf because he would do anything for love, but he won’t do that.
Somewhere in the skies, Otto is smiling…
I just read that somewhere in London someone gets stabbed every 53 seconds
"I make so many jokes I must be a father somewhere."
What do you do when you're somewhere over the rainbow?
I thought I recognized that picture of cows from somewhere
turns out, it was a stock photo
Every time we went somewhere to eat, my father would close the menu and say, “I’ll take a turtle soup...
and make it snappy”.
I hated eating anywhere with him, now I think it’s funny. Help, I’m turning into my father.
Birds descended from dinosaurs, and yet what is the most recognizable bird to a 5 year old? A dinosaur Chicken Nugget! There is a joke in there somewhere I need someone to tell it!
I know there is a joke in there somewhere, Now I just need someone to tell it to me
There's probably a 104-year-old somewhere playing with LEGO illegally.
Why did the Egyptians stay in Egypt instead of move somewhere greener
Stole from somewhere. Probably old, but so is Cheesus Christ.
I moved somewhere before I could graduate.
I recently read somewhere that there’s actually no battery acid in your iPhone’s battery...
It’s powered by Apple juice.
Another from a whiteboard deep in a hospital somewhere.
Dogs can't operate an MRI machine ..
.. But Catscan.
there is a pun in this somewhere
I asked a girl way out of my league out and she accepted! Of course, she said she wanted to eat somewhere expensive...
So I took her to the airport.
My name is David, and I just lost my ID somewhere.
First time poster be gentle. If this is in here somewhere I’m sorry.
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Beef jerky.
If a couple goes somewhere to eat fruit are they going on a date
I was on the trail in Colorado or somewhere when I happened upon a dude that couldn't get his donkey in reverse.
A donkey-whisperer rapper-wanna-be, I was able to back that ass up, yo. Uh huh.
Somewhere out there is a guy who makes wind chimes for a living!
Somewhere over the rainbow...
(Heard this joke from somewhere) What do you call an army of babies?
Him: Honey I'm going to take you somewhere today for a date.
Her:Woah! But where??
Him:The graveyard.
Her:I think we should break up you're so......
Him:Are you kidding me??? People die to go there !
[Request] The floor was sticky... I know there is a pun in here somewhere.
I lost my wrist watch somewhere near my house.
Now it’s the neighborhood watch.
Can't remember that really awesome post I saw...I know I reddit somewhere...
How does a ghost do to get ready to haunt somewhere?
I insist that the one-sided wall was invented somewhere in Alabama...
What happens when a frog parks somewhere they arent supposed to??
There's a train somewhere that takes people directly to the dentist.
It's called the molar express.
I always take a first date out to a French restaurant. Girls love eating somewhere francy.
I really hope someone somewhere has named their dog Snarls Barkley.
My fortune teller told me she was feeling somewhere between elated and neutral
I called her a happy medium.
Has anyone seen my joke? I'm sure it was a round here somewhere...
“Hey how far east did the bunny go? Like somewhere over here?”
Somewhere, right now, there is a night club where critics are raving. (X-post from r/showerthoughts)
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