I probably won't see Wonder Woman 1984 when it comes out.
I still haven't seen Wonder Woman 2 through 1983.
He probably wasn't bready for it
You probably haven’t heard of that new movie, "Constipation"
Operating a solar farm is probably easy
After all, it's a light crop
If your name is Foster you're probably an orphan.
Because your parents are Foster parents.
My 16 year old son told me I was a simp (probably because I'm looking to get into a new relationship), after I looked up the meaning I told him:
You must be a Simpson then.
Someone: "If you need 144 rolls of toilet paper for a 14 day quarantine you probably should've been seeing a doctor long before COVID-19"
My response: "144? That's a gross"
He might have lost this election but he will probably run again in 4 years...
probably a Ford siesta because i like napping while taking a drive
Probably the real monster Eminem was talking about
A $9.99. Nintendo Switch! If it's too good to be true, it probably is...
The doctor told me I probably won’t be able to walk again after getting into an accident with a newspaper delivery truck.
I was crushed by the news.
Probably the scariest book of them all
When i heared that they removed Trump from the white house after realizing he probably wasn't the right man for the job..
..all i could do was shake my head and mumble... "Unpresidented"
Probably already here but who cares?
Lipton probably saw many different pitchers of its brewed beverages before settling for the one on its iconic package...
They auditioned many before choosing the best model tea.
She probably said, "Let's weight"
There’s probably a lot of kids being conceived during this crisis
And in 13 years they will all be called quaran-teens.
It’s probably not safe for me to be driving this car right now.
But hey, bad brakes have never stopped me before.
The coronavirus will probably be the closest thing to a crown that Prince Charles will ever get.
I’d tell you a Fibonacci joke, but’s it’s probably as bad as the last two you’ve heard combined
A cop pulled me over. I thought it was probably because of the instagram model riding on top of my car
The cop arrested me for driving under the influencer
They probably sound really good
My wife lamented that our newly planted hostas in the garden will probably die...
I quickly replied, if it happens, you can say Hosta la vista, baby.
That got me a round of slow clapping from the whole family.
When the first guy drank cow milk, society was probably like, "ughh, how dairy."
She probably won't meat up with him anytime soon
Sourdough bread is probably my favorite bread
Seriously, it's second to Naan
Curtains were probably invented by nudists
They didnt want someone to see them changing into something more comfortable
You know, we probably could have stopped Coronavirus if we took action last year...
Oh well. You know what they say, hindsight is 2020!
He’s probably just a little board.
Captain Hook probably bought his hook from a second hand store
There will probably be a surge in weight lifting related injuries since all the gyms have closed.
Everyone will try to pick up where they left off.
If you suck at playing the trumpet, that's probably why.
In an alternate universe, there’s probably a sentient kitchen wash basin knocking at your front door. Let that sink in,
There's probably a 104-year-old somewhere playing with LEGO illegally.
If I ever ran into a big cat in the jungle, I'd probably puma pants.
If I had a Delorean, I would probably only drive it from time to time.
The Corona virus probably won't last that long
Because it was made in China
The stock market probably do better in the winter...
More people have colds = more people eating soup.
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