there is a serious lack of possible bear puns, can any of you think of more?
The problem with bears as a pun topic is that there are only 6 possible puns and most of them are stretches.
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bear double meaning with tolerate
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pandanother thing
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grizzly double meaning with horrific
4)kodiak double meaning with camera
5)koalalifications
6)and Ursidae the family classification can be shortened to sound like ursa and be used instead of "or so" like in the phrase "or so i was told".
A century ago, two brothers insisted that it was possible to fly ...
... and as you can see, they were Wright
The two men stared intensely at each other over the chessboard, neither one making a move. Suddenly, one of the men gasped in horror and shouted, "How is this possible? You must be taught by the Soviets!"
The other smirked and replied, "Czech, mate."
I've invented a new talent contest where you have to dress up as a sailor and eat spinach as fast as possible....
If a muffin goes wrong in the worst possible moment...
I don't get how it's possible to reduce the social distancing requirement from six feet to three feet.
In almost all cases its impossible to have three feet between 2 people.
I finally found a genie in a bottle! So I asked if it would be possible to change French positives to Spanish...
He replied, "oui shall sí."
Does anyone know if it's possible to have a skin graft taken from a buttock to donate to someone who isn't a relative?
A robot from the future decided to avoid eliminating its target for as long as possible
NASA scientists say it may be possible to live on Mars.
What a load of rubbish, I tried it and now I'm five stones heavier and diabetic.
Dwayne Johnson is a really nice guy, so he always makes sure he's as close to the wall as possible...
He hates putting anyone between The Rock and a hard place.
I once sat next to a baby on a 10 hour flight. I had no idea that it was possible for someone to cry for 10 hours straight.
Even the baby was impressed.
During Coronavirus, always pay businesses with cash where possible.
It will help them make a gross profit.
I’m awaiting reply, but it’s possible I was deleted entirely.
What's the best possible reward for a k'ow know joke?
In my my neighbor's home, their huge dog frequently sleeps at the landing at the top of their tall staircase causing a possible tripping hazard. Good advice to them....
Persons in their household should watch their steps, particularly early risers.
As soon as space travel is possible, I’m moving from the Milky Way to the Soymilky Way galaxy
Puns in the fastest time possible.
Today I found out that the coldest possible temperature is -273 degrees Celsius
All my life I thought it was something else but whatever, it’s OK.
Long ago, a couple of dudes claimed that human flight was possible.
Have you heard about the new game getting released? It’s AI is 20 years ahead of it’s time, graphics are truly real life, an open world concept where anything you want to do is truly possible. It’s called:
Go outside and ride your bike
I don't thing reformation of the police is possible...
After all, Andy, Sting, and Stewart have each had success with other solo projects.
In the future it will be possible to incubate humans in artificial uteri. If you want yours in the one by the window, it will be more expensive.
After all, it always costs more for a womb with a view.
A couple expecting a baby girl made a long list of possible names for a girl child, but only one name in the event that they have a boy. They ended up having a boy.
He was named Justin Case.
The world has been taken storm by jokes exploiting the different possible meanings of words or the fact that there are words which sound alike but have different meanings.
Stay safe everyone. This is a global pundemic.
Tried to fit as many sushi puns in as possible
I asked my nephew how old his dad was and he said “six” and I said that can’t be possible your six
He then said “he’s been a dad since I was born”
When you work together, anything is possible...
Leaving the name in because this deserves all the credit possible (post linked in comments)
Is it possible to get a skin graft from your butt?
Plz halp, I need as many vegetable puns as possible ASAP, the epic vegetable pun battle of the century is now being waged and I am quickly running out of ammo while the enemy shows no signs of retreat
Everyone insisted it isn't possible.
Dad, how is it possible to drink juice using a straw?
Well, hun, pv=nrt.
(Too nerdy?... I think so.. but made me chuckle so sharing for you all loser dads out there)
It’s only possible to be friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
A blind man was at the doctor’s when the doctor mentioned a possible cure for his vision problems.
There’s a solution in sight.
My family's on vacation in the US, and my dad keeps making the same joke whenever possible.
Dad: [Comments on something pointless]
Me: No one cares, dad.
Dad: I care.
Me: No one else does.
Dad: Obamacare.
he FACES possible suspension
I'm finding that as I get older, I am becoming more and more resistant to change. It makes me uncomfortable, and I try to avoid it whenever possible.
I mean, dollar bills are so much easier to carry around.
Does anybody know if its possible to take a skin graft from your buttocks and put it on somebody who isn't family?
"Dad, is it possible to travel to the future?" "Yes" "How?"
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WELCOME TO THE FUTURE!
Whenever I play sports, I want as many Canadians as possible on my team.
They always bring their 'eh' game.
A century ago, two brothers claimed that it was possible to fly.
Does anyone know if it's possible to take a skin graft from your buttocks and put it on somebody who isn't family?
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