Attainable Puns

A list of puns related to "Attainable"

Scientists have discovered a new species of potato that has attained consciousness and become self aware.

They are calling them meta-taters.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iMakeCrap
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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What did the group of monks did after attaining enlightenment?

They Celibated.

Ha,I'm going.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pumpkimstew
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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What happened when Einstein smoked pot for the first time?

Mankind attained its highest form of intelligence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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What do a octopus and a human have in common?

They are both fairly dumb compared to the ultimately attainable intelligence of a biological organism given the use of cognitive enhancement utilizing vast computational resources.

(Yea that’s the joke, this is my first day on the job and I’m trying to impress the boss.) what am I saying

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hisairnessag
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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