I recently joined a support group for people who talk a lot.
We call ourselves On and On Anon.
I had to call tech support for my computer the other day.
Tech Support: “It seems as though your operating system was installed backwards.”
Me: “So?”
This support group will help you recharge
My girlfriend said she'll leave me if I don't support Trump.
What kind of self-defense does a Jewish Trump supporter practice?
It must be my lucky day! I found a plant that says it supports learning about a son of Norseman Erik the Red!
Yep. I found a for-Leif clover!
I just called up Gamestop consumer support.
They asked me to hold it.
Back in 56' my neighbor was arrested for supporting the USSR...
The officials said it was "a big red flag".
What is the least supportive fruit?
I went to the first meeting of my premature ejaculator’s support group this morning..
I’ve got a device consisting of a circular canopy of pink fish on a folding metal frame supported by a central rod, used as protection against rain.
Now I have salmonella.
(I’m sorry, it’s a fishy joke)
Why did tech support seduced the server which was broken down?
Because he must turn it on
My husband is always supportive when I am into something new.
He says: "Do whatever you want. Just leave me alone".
Need to ask somebody to support you?
Did you know about the group where only Trump supporters were allowed?
The others are forbiden.
Credit to u/i_like_it_eilat
A history student was so enamored with Ancient Rome that he decided to become a Roman himself. His friends weren’t very supportive. They kept telling him to “Get with the times...
Did you know that newborns have weak necks and need to have their heads supported?
I got into an argument with someone I thought was a "birds aren't real" supporter. I'm an idiot; they were just messing with me and they made some amazing bird puns along the way that deserve attention. The link to the post is in the comments so you can go give the user karma and see the context.
https://preview.redd.it/n7zvpwxkj6m51.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=54f0549ebd3c055929698d6fef3bc05782bf5282
"Hey dad, I'm trans"
"I have no son"
"Thanks for supporting me"
I'm sure this has been done but it got a chuckle out of me
Edit wow, I wasn't expecting an award. Thank you kind stranger!
The US Navy will start to equip all their subs with emotional support dogs. After a lot study, they decided on Dachshunds...
...they will be subma-weiners.
We got a new air mattress but it was too lumpy. We called customer support, very angry, demanding our money back!
They said we were blowing it out of proportion.
Iamonthemoonandthereisnoplacetogetabeer.
Youmightsaythereisnospacebar.
I've been trying to come up with a clever name for an amputee support group.
My time in the Boy Scouts really made me a supporter of gay marriage
It’s where I learned you can tie the knot in different ways
Algebra teachers support change in the world...
Because they love radicals.
(Sorry if this has been done before, this is my first post on this sub)
Why are Trump supporters so against shredded cheese?
They want to make America grate again.
What did one boob say to another ?
If we don’t get support, they’ll think we’re nuts
So you stopped being friends with me as I am a Trump supporter
My step-ladder is nice and supportive.
But sometimes I wish I would've known my real-ladder.
My friends said they’d un-friend if I wasn’t a Trump supporter
How will he support his 3mm family?
Where do people attend support groups for arachnophobes?
Why did the city support the music hall being repurposed as a shopping mall?
If pronouncing all my "V"s like "B"s, makes me sound Russian...
Why did the priest return his ps5?
It didn’t support cross play
Show support for his hard work
I support free speech
Nobody should have to pay to talk.
I met a girl with 12 breasts
Sounds strange, Dozen tit?
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K?
This morning I went to a meeting of my premature ejaculators’ support group
But it turns out that it’s tomorrow
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