because they take everything literally.
I'm really annoyed about this because now my fence has fallen over....
...whereas torque is cheap.
He looked confused, then stared at me in stunned silence. After a few seconds he asked "And Tigger?"
Dad: No, son
…they're hill areas."
"Then you’ll have a match."
"Swarm."
Now that’s just mean.
and I was like watt?
"...mountains peak!"
He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patty Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"
The bank manager looks back at her and says, "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
She looked me dead in the eye and said, “Window or aisle?” I laughed in her face and replied, “Window or you’ll what?”
Don't ask me why !!
“It’s to look at.”
My thoughts are with his family.
We have to....She doesn't have one.
They are cutting edge technology.
He gave me the long and short of it.
“Not on, my watch.”
I told her she would roux the day.
A shoe..
Me: "I fell asleep on the space key."
He can't just comprehend what attachments are!
"Yes." she replied.
"Well, the food goes into our tummies and our bodies take out all the good stuff, then whatever is left over, comes out of our bottoms when we go to the toilet! And that, is poo!"
She looked a little perplexed, stared at me in stunned silence for a few seconds and asked, "And Tigger?"
They always take things literally
They take everything literally.
They always take things literally
The always take things literally
... they always take things literally
Its hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
They always take things literally.
Because they take things literally
because they always take things literally.
They take everything literally.
... because they always take things literally.
Because they always take things, literally.
because they take everything, literally.
Why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?
Because they always take things, literally.
Dad: No, son
…they're hill areas."
