My brother always takes the stairs, but I prefer taking the elevator.
I guess we are raised differently.
My wife showed me two quilts and asked me which one I preferred.
I said, “I refuse to make blanket statements.”
My wife and I were shopping for clothes at the department store when she asked, "Do you prefer boxers or briefs?"
Draco Malfoy's preferred way to get to the dungeons? SLYTHERIN!
What kind of wheat does the Pink Panther prefer?
Durum durum durum durum durum durum durum duruuummmm
I usually prefer electric appliances
But after seeing my dirty underwear I think I prefer my gas dryer.
I don't understand why some people use fractions instead of decimals.
My friends were talking about what different colours grass they preferred.
I told them they were being gracist.
What kind of pizza did the pilot prefer?
I prefer escalators but my wife prefers elevators...
I think it’s because we were raised differently
What kind of floors do Ghosts prefer in their homes?
Bam-Boo floors.
Happy Halloween to all!
I’m tired of defending myself for being an anti vaxxer. It’s a personal preference.
I don’t vax my floors. I don’t vax my chest hair, and I certainly don’t vax my legs.
Never ask anyone whether they prefer New York City or Syracuse.
That's comparing apples to oranges.
I had to choose between three cats. The first was super affectionate, like a dog. The second prefers to be alone all the time. I picked the third, whose personality is somewhere in between.
I named him Meat Loaf because he would do anything for love, but he won’t do that.
What kind of ethnic food do witches prefer?
What do Spanish speaking people prefer to travel in groups of 2 or 4?
Why does the army prefer combustion engines?
They're better when youre on petrol
What was the preferred mode of transport for the wizard of Oz?
I prefer to use the vacuum cleaner with boxing gloves on
Why shouldn't you kiss anyone on January 1st?
Because it's only the first date
Why do Paladins prefer Chain Mail?
Because it's Holey Armor.
Anyone out there any preference for their favorite island to visit..?
Where do fans of Disturbed prefer to vacation?
How do you know pirates prefer voluptuous women?
They’re always hollering “a vast bootie!!!”
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain
What is the preferred hot beverage of movie stars?
85% of Muslims prefer their eggs Sunni side up.
Hey kids for your online schooling do you prefer Google meet?...
Cashier: “Do you want milk in the bags?”
Dad: “No, thanks. The carton is fine”.
I told the salesman I was looking for something cheap, manufactured by Ford, and preferably with a retractable roof...
He directed me to the affordable section
My wife said she prefers brown rice
Whenever someone asks me if I prefer maples, elms, or oaks, my response is always the same:
"It's not a poplar tree contest."
I tried introducting my girlfriend to IPAs but she still prefers Miller Lite
What brand of car do young sheep prefer to drive?
Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii
I got fired when I asked a customer if he preferred smoking or non smoking.
Apparently the correct terms are "cremation" and "burial".
Camomile is a drink for Americans
Camokilometer is the preferred choice in England
Robe Lowe prefers pure, uncut cocaine.
What’s a non-meat eaters preferred fighting style?
If you're into gaming history, then you must play on the classic consoles,
What instrument do fishermen play?
A shopper prefers to not wear a mask
Me: You should be wearing a mask for your own safety.
Her: Says who?
Me: Kinda.
What did the customer say to the waiter when he asked if he preferred this type of meal?
My brother prefers to take the stairs but I prefer the escalator.
I guess we were raised differently.
My wife showed me two quilts, and asked me which one I preferred.
I said, “I refuse to make blanket statements.”
My twin sister always takes the stairs, but I prefer taking the elevator.
I guess.... we are raised differently.
I prefer escalators but my wife prefers elevators...
I think it’s because we were raised differently
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