What is a chocolate bars preferred gender pronouns?
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My wife showed me two quilts and asked me which one I preferred.
I said, βI refuse to make blanket statements.β
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︎ Dec 30 2020
Draco Malfoy's preferred way to get to the dungeons? SLYTHERIN!
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︎ Jan 05 2021
My friends were talking about what different colours grass they preferred.
I told them they were being gracist.
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︎ Dec 11 2020
What was the preferred mode of transport for the wizard of Oz?
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︎ Sep 12 2020
I got fired when I asked a customer if he preferred smoking or non smoking.
Apparently the correct terms are "cremation" and "burial".
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︎ Nov 19 2019
What is the preferred hot beverage of movie stars?
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︎ Sep 13 2020
Whatβs a non-meat eaters preferred fighting style?
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︎ Aug 08 2020
What did the customer say to the waiter when he asked if he preferred this type of meal?
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︎ Jul 08 2020
What is Pennywise the Clown's preferred pronoun?
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︎ Aug 11 2019
A recent study in America asked people their preferred butter
48% of Americans chose real butter, whilst the other 51% opted for a substitute.
The study concluded that imitations are only margarineally butter.
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What is Harry Potter's preferred method of getting down a hill? ... duh, walking
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︎ Nov 08 2019
I asked 100 women which shampoo they preferred.
Their number one answer was,
βHOW THE HELL DID YOU GET IN HERE?!β
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︎ Jul 10 2019
I donβt have a preferred pronoun.
My favorite noun is amateur.
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︎ Dec 08 2019
What is the preferred shampoo brand of truck drivers?
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︎ Dec 06 2019
My preferred pronouns are Her/She.
Because I identify as a chocolate bar.
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︎ Jul 25 2019
What is Yodaβs preferred seat on an aeroplane?
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︎ Jan 17 2019
A Frenchman asked whether I preferred butts of boobs, and I said butts
He said, βculβ
(Cul=vulgar term for butts in French)
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︎ Jun 13 2019
Pull out and pray isn't just my preferred method of birth control
It's also how I use my debit card
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︎ May 21 2019
I asked my Russian friend if he preferred quilting?
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︎ Apr 23 2019
A cricketer was asked if preferred to play on grass or coconut matting.
He said he doesnβt know βcos he had never smoked coconut matting.
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︎ May 07 2019
What is Hannibal's preferred choice of fruit?
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︎ Dec 24 2018
Leprechoin is the preferred Irish cryptocurrency.
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︎ Jul 12 2018
What is Harry Potter's preferred way to go down a hill?
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︎ Jan 14 2019
The Edo Period of Japan did not believe in concealed carry permits: they preferred to Shoguns
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︎ Jun 19 2015
Did you hear the joke about the koala bear who preferred to steep its eucalyptus leaves in water instead of eating them?
It's a koala tea joke.
(Variation of other koala jokes I've heard).
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︎ Oct 30 2018
Whatβs a key makers preferred key?
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︎ Dec 18 2018
What is the preferred credit card for Mexicans?
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︎ Jan 23 2018
What type of exercise is preferred by the most courteous and respectable gentlemen?
Polites (pronounced pΙ-lΔ«-tΔz)
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︎ Sep 06 2018
What is a horseβs preferred media streaming service?
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︎ Feb 12 2018
Me: Which is the Empire's preferred cell phone carrier?
Leia: I don't kn-
Me: AT&AT
Leia: ...
@DadJokeDarth
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︎ Feb 06 2018
And to conclude the interview tell me, what are your preferred hobbies?
Bilbo, Frodo and Samsagaz
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︎ Mar 29 2018
I've been learning Chinese (Mandarin). I told my friend I preferred writing Chinese in English letters versus the phonetic characters.
He said, "Well, that's your Pinyin".
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︎ Nov 17 2016
What is the preferred spice of mothers who exercise......?
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︎ Dec 27 2014
What are chocolate bars preferred pronouns
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︎ Feb 24 2021
My wife showed me two quilts, and asked me which one I preferred.
I said, βI refuse to make blanket statements.β
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︎ Sep 25 2020
My wife showed me two of her motherβs quilts and asked me which one I preferred.
I said, βI refuse to make blanket statements.β
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︎ Jun 11 2020
My wife showed me her momβs quilts, and asked me which one I preferred.
I said, βI refuse to make blanket statements.β
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︎ Aug 24 2019
My wife asked me which one of her motherβs quilts I preferred.
I said, βI refuse to make blanket statements.β
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︎ Feb 11 2020
My wife showed me two quilts and asked me which one I preferred.
Me: I refuse to make blanket statements.
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︎ Nov 10 2019
What are the chocolate bar's preferred pronouns?
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︎ Jun 29 2019
What are a chocolate bar's preferred gender pronouns?
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︎ Aug 29 2019
I asked 100 women which shampoo they preferred.
All of them replied: "How the hell did
you get in here?"
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︎ Sep 19 2019
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