What is a chocolate bars preferred gender pronouns?

Her/She

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LetMeTellYouX
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My wife showed me two quilts and asked me which one I preferred.

I said, β€œI refuse to make blanket statements.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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Draco Malfoy's preferred way to get to the dungeons? SLYTHERIN!

JK Rolling

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naitraen
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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My friends were talking about what different colours grass they preferred.

I told them they were being gracist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Uhh-Whatever
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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What was the preferred mode of transport for the wizard of Oz?

The Oscar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lead_the_leader
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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I got fired when I asked a customer if he preferred smoking or non smoking.

Apparently the correct terms are "cremation" and "burial".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dumb-reply
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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What is the preferred hot beverage of movie stars?

Celebri-tea

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What’s a non-meat eaters preferred fighting style?

Tofu

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gingersnap5322
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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What did the customer say to the waiter when he asked if he preferred this type of meal?

Of course

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Moony-7
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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What is Pennywise the Clown's preferred pronoun?

It.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imzeesh
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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A recent study in America asked people their preferred butter

48% of Americans chose real butter, whilst the other 51% opted for a substitute.

The study concluded that imitations are only margarineally butter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/a_wild_redditer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2020
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What is Harry Potter's preferred method of getting down a hill? ... duh, walking

...J.K. ROLLING!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/__pure
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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I asked 100 women which shampoo they preferred.

Their number one answer was, β€œHOW THE HELL DID YOU GET IN HERE?!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hughdman
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
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I don’t have a preferred pronoun.

My favorite noun is amateur.

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What is the preferred shampoo brand of truck drivers?

Lorry-el

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gssn-nospace
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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My preferred pronouns are Her/She.

Because I identify as a chocolate bar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/she_had_a_name
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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What is Yoda’s preferred seat on an aeroplane?

Next to a Windu.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2019
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A Frenchman asked whether I preferred butts of boobs, and I said butts

He said, β€œcul”

(Cul=vulgar term for butts in French)

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Pull out and pray isn't just my preferred method of birth control

It's also how I use my debit card

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twigsnapper
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2019
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I asked my Russian friend if he preferred quilting?

He said, knit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2019
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A cricketer was asked if preferred to play on grass or coconut matting.

He said he doesn’t know β€˜cos he had never smoked coconut matting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2019
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What is Hannibal's preferred choice of fruit?

A lecter-ine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sl4yer04
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2018
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Leprechoin is the preferred Irish cryptocurrency.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sutarmekeg
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2018
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What is Harry Potter's preferred way to go down a hill?

Sliding.

jk, Rowling.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hair_cut2017
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2019
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The Edo Period of Japan did not believe in concealed carry permits: they preferred to Shoguns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/berninicaco3
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2015
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Did you hear the joke about the koala bear who preferred to steep its eucalyptus leaves in water instead of eating them?

It's a koala tea joke.

(Variation of other koala jokes I've heard).

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2018
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What’s a key makers preferred key?

a Whisky

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mustachereviews
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2018
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What is the preferred credit card for Mexicans?

Capital Juan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eatchkn
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2018
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What type of exercise is preferred by the most courteous and respectable gentlemen?

Polites (pronounced pΙ™-lΔ«-tΔ“z)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trollbridge
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2018
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What is a horse’s preferred media streaming service?

Neightflix

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Beauwelch53
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2018
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Me: Which is the Empire's preferred cell phone carrier?

Leia: I don't kn-

Me: AT&AT

Leia: ...

@DadJokeDarth

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2018
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And to conclude the interview tell me, what are your preferred hobbies?

Bilbo, Frodo and Samsagaz

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yubimarcano
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2018
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I've been learning Chinese (Mandarin). I told my friend I preferred writing Chinese in English letters versus the phonetic characters.

He said, "Well, that's your Pinyin".

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What is the preferred spice of mothers who exercise......?

.....Cardiomom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ultra-saurus
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2014
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What are chocolate bars preferred pronouns

Her-she

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joeytherealking
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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My wife showed me two quilts, and asked me which one I preferred.

I said, β€œI refuse to make blanket statements.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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My wife showed me two of her mother’s quilts and asked me which one I preferred.

I said, β€œI refuse to make blanket statements.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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My wife showed me her mom’s quilts, and asked me which one I preferred.

I said, β€œI refuse to make blanket statements.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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My wife asked me which one of her mother’s quilts I preferred.

I said, β€œI refuse to make blanket statements.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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My wife showed me two quilts and asked me which one I preferred.

Me: I refuse to make blanket statements.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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What are the chocolate bar's preferred pronouns?

Her-She

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WickershamBrotha
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2019
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What are a chocolate bar's preferred gender pronouns?

Her/she.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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I asked 100 women which shampoo they preferred.

All of them replied: "How the hell did you get in here?"

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