Iā€™m in favor of three-carbon alkanes.

Iā€™m pro-pane!

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Sir_Pluses
šŸ“…︎ May 03 2021
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It's Prime Day! Is there anything you favor?

I'm kind of partial to 7

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Murphy223
šŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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Did you hear about the cephalopod that returned the favor?

It was your classic case of Squid Pro Quo.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/vehiclesales
šŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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I exchange sexual favors for frosties from Wendy's

I'm a frostitute

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/DaviDeberjerack
šŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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BREAKING: The Supreme Court ruled in favor of Dad Jokes.

They deemed it cool and amusable pun-ishment

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/clifwith1f
šŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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What do you call it when you offer calamari for a favor?

Squid pro quo

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/mmcalli
šŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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I'm in favor of the US converting to the metric system

You could say I'm a pro-grammer.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Dlight98
šŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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My dad goes to Mexican restaurants and shakes the empty chip container like a peddling homeless man and says : "Chips for the poor favor"

He does it to this day and laughs every time, my sister and mother have chosen to start ignoring that type of behavior which makes it funnier to me

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is anyone else in favor of using contracted words as full sentences?

I'm.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/finestjuggler
šŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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The only reason Walter White was so successful is because fortune favors the bald.
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/frantic_chair
šŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2019
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I don't get why a kid in my son's Pre-K class gave everyone an inflatable sword as a party favor for their birthday.

It's pointless.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/bay-to-the-apple
šŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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My boss invited me to play a Par 3 this afternoon in exchange for sexual favors

I told him, "That's a little course"

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/toromio
šŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2018
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What type of chips do Feet favor?

Dori-Toes

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/GivingGarden
šŸ“…︎ May 01 2019
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What did the solicitor say when his brother asked him for a favor?

Brochure

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/DuckDonuts12
šŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2019
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Just bought these two! Hopefully the market is in my favor
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Fiiresong
šŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2018
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What did the vowels say to the consonants when the consonants did them a favor?

I O U

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/JiggleyWafflez
šŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2019
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Sea life returning favors is Squid Pro Quo
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šŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2018
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What type of polypeptide chain is in favor of adolescents?

Pro-teen

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/I_love_420
šŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2016
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All in favor of making horse sounds say "aye"!

Opposed?

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/U-pu-36-ESM
šŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2017
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Finally got to return the favor and dadjoke my dad.

I was watching Michael Collins, a movie about the Irish war of independence, when my dad walked into the room.

"Oh Michael Collins is on, when did it start?" He asked

"Around 1916" I responded

He groaned and then walked out of the room. After many years I have finally gotten him back. This is a pretty big moment for me guys.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Arcticsandwich
šŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2015
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My GF Asked Me For a Favor Because She Sucked

She wanted my help because she "...needs air in my tires and I suck." I told her that was her problem, that she should probably blow air into her tires instead!! No reaction from her...

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/JMRoss90
šŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2015
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I can take you to the airport, but you have to do me a favor too.

So, you have a terminal condition?

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/PurpleCapybara
šŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2015
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A favor for my professor

In class today, my professor asked for someone to "flip off the lights" so we could start the movies. I was on the other side of the room from the light-switch but I did what I could...

I flashed a particular hand gesture toward the lights.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/italian6th
šŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2014
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