Iā€™m in favor of three-carbon alkanes.

Iā€™m pro-pane!

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šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/Sir_Pluses
šŸ“…ļøŽ May 03 2021
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It's Prime Day! Is there anything you favor?

I'm kind of partial to 7

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šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/Murphy223
šŸ“…ļøŽ Oct 13 2020
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Did you hear about the cephalopod that returned the favor?

It was your classic case of Squid Pro Quo.

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šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/vehiclesales
šŸ“…ļøŽ Nov 28 2020
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I exchange sexual favors for frosties from Wendy's

I'm a frostitute

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šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/DaviDeberjerack
šŸ“…ļøŽ Aug 20 2020
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BREAKING: The Supreme Court ruled in favor of Dad Jokes.

They deemed it cool and amusable pun-ishment

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šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/clifwith1f
šŸ“…ļøŽ Sep 27 2020
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What do you call it when you offer calamari for a favor?

Squid pro quo

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šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/mmcalli
šŸ“…ļøŽ Feb 06 2020
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I'm in favor of the US converting to the metric system

You could say I'm a pro-grammer.

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šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/Dlight98
šŸ“…ļøŽ Dec 21 2019
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My dad goes to Mexican restaurants and shakes the empty chip container like a peddling homeless man and says : "Chips for the poor favor"

He does it to this day and laughs every time, my sister and mother have chosen to start ignoring that type of behavior which makes it funnier to me

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šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/_var_log_messages
šŸ“…ļøŽ Apr 14 2015
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is anyone else in favor of using contracted words as full sentences?

I'm.

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šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/finestjuggler
šŸ“…ļøŽ Aug 05 2019
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The only reason Walter White was so successful is because fortune favors the bald.
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šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/frantic_chair
šŸ“…ļøŽ Jul 28 2019
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I don't get why a kid in my son's Pre-K class gave everyone an inflatable sword as a party favor for their birthday.

It's pointless.

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šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/bay-to-the-apple
šŸ“…ļøŽ Oct 19 2019
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My boss invited me to play a Par 3 this afternoon in exchange for sexual favors

I told him, "That's a little course"

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šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/toromio
šŸ“…ļøŽ Nov 11 2018
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What type of chips do Feet favor?

Dori-Toes

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šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/GivingGarden
šŸ“…ļøŽ May 01 2019
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What did the solicitor say when his brother asked him for a favor?

Brochure

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šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/DuckDonuts12
šŸ“…ļøŽ Mar 15 2019
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Just bought these two! Hopefully the market is in my favor
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šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/Fiiresong
šŸ“…ļøŽ Jun 12 2018
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What did the vowels say to the consonants when the consonants did them a favor?

I O U

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šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/JiggleyWafflez
šŸ“…ļøŽ Jan 07 2019
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Sea life returning favors is Squid Pro Quo
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šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/MayonnaiseUnicorn
šŸ“…ļøŽ Nov 24 2018
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What type of polypeptide chain is in favor of adolescents?

Pro-teen

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šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/I_love_420
šŸ“…ļøŽ Aug 08 2016
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All in favor of making horse sounds say "aye"!

Opposed?

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šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/U-pu-36-ESM
šŸ“…ļøŽ Oct 18 2017
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Finally got to return the favor and dadjoke my dad.

I was watching Michael Collins, a movie about the Irish war of independence, when my dad walked into the room.

"Oh Michael Collins is on, when did it start?" He asked

"Around 1916" I responded

He groaned and then walked out of the room. After many years I have finally gotten him back. This is a pretty big moment for me guys.

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šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/Arcticsandwich
šŸ“…ļøŽ Mar 22 2015
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My GF Asked Me For a Favor Because She Sucked

She wanted my help because she "...needs air in my tires and I suck." I told her that was her problem, that she should probably blow air into her tires instead!! No reaction from her...

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šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/JMRoss90
šŸ“…ļøŽ Jan 15 2015
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I can take you to the airport, but you have to do me a favor too.

So, you have a terminal condition?

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šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/PurpleCapybara
šŸ“…ļøŽ Oct 22 2015
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A favor for my professor

In class today, my professor asked for someone to "flip off the lights" so we could start the movies. I was on the other side of the room from the light-switch but I did what I could...

I flashed a particular hand gesture toward the lights.

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šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/italian6th
šŸ“…ļøŽ Nov 05 2014
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